Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG) OF THE WEEK:
“Victor got caught up in the moment and kissed Jacoby!” –Lorie, endorsed by kellen, VictorsHot!!, orville1970, Lily, SpeechTeacher89, Peaceblove, Siobhan McNally, Anthony, Gemma K, Amber20221, Sugar, MLM, Matilda, Argem, TequilaSunrise, Kevin M. Kawa, karinchu
“Kellie and Derek did a really nice dance, and everyone was appreciating the beautiful moment…until they switched to the CelebAquarium and suddenly Victor jumped up and freaking BARKED or something in Jacobi’s ear. What the hell, dude?” –Cindy, endorsed by Wiltasaurus
“At the very beginning of Sean/Peta’s dance as Peta appeared, for a moment I thought she was some sort of spider rising up out of the smoke because her arms were not in the spotlight.” –gemtastic15, endorsed by Wiltasaurus
“Planet Mirrorballus looks like a giant Lite Brite with all of the lights onstage for Sean and Peta’s dance.” –Colleen
“Ooh, endorsed. Lite Brite, or Mirrorballus’ particular species of fat, stationary fireflies. Probably stationary because Smokey made them comatose, but.” –Wiltasaurus
“Victor reminds me a little bit of Aladdin in those pants. He’s even got the storyline to go with it! He just mentioned how he sometimes didn’t have enough to eat…’Riff raff, street rat!'” –Amy in KC, endorsed by duranmom
“I endorse this, and wonder if Fringe Fairy will be spending an entire afternoon photoshopping Disney characters onto screengrabs. If so, then I feel reprehensible for saying that Lindsay could have been a good candidate for Jafar’s daughter or something due to her dark costume. Too much? Probably. But I can’t help wallowing in the nostalgia.” –Wiltasaurus
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