“Fake armpit hair on Cheryl! I could have gone all night without seeing that.” –Amy in KC, endorsed by duranmom, orville1970, AwesomeGem, Wiltasaurus, Queue55, Jem H
“I’ve been wondering — where are D.L.’s eyebrows??? He should keep his glasses on, he looks more friendly. His (lack of) eyebrows make him look cranky.” –Electronic Neko, endorsed by SpeechTeacher89
“I’m a Grey’s Anatomy nerd, so that totally made me think of ‘She took my eyebrows and made me a Burke.'” –DonnaW, endorsed by orville1970
“Derek got high-five snubbed again! Awkward shoulder pat for Lisa as she went up the stairs instead. Is this going to be a weekly thing?” –MissKayle, endorsed by Kevin
“I think I figured out why I like Gleb so much. He kind of resembles this Ken doll I had that was supposed to be the prince from the Nutcracker, with ‘real’ hair and everything!” –Amy in KC, endorsed by Siobhan McNally, orville1970
“Somehow shirtless with suspenders seems more naked than simply shirtless. Thank you Lisa.” –orville1970
LIFE-AFFIRMING GEM (LAG) OF THE WEEK:
“Just had visions of a line of Planet Mirrorballus household products that would surely add a bit of sparkle to our everyday lives.” –kfran
“Gah, I loved that mirrorball Kleenex holder. Although if you looked at it another way, it sort of looked like a mirrorbombus.” –Wiltasaurus, endorsed by Colleen, Amy in KC, Fridgedancer, DonnaW, June, SpeechTeacher89, Rockstarmom, orville1970, Lars, pancake, Mia, Anthony, GemHunterJenn, Kevin M. Kawa, AlaskaDisneyGirl
“Where does one get a mirrorball tissue holder? With that, no yucky stuff comes out of your nose. No, no. Just sparkles, glitter and gems. I’m awestruck.” –debbsjo, endorsed by duranmom
“Who else in the world would get so excited about a sparkly tissue dispenser but our crazy little gemhunting cult? I love it!! :) ” –Jem H
Thank you, DANCMSTRs one and all, for this fabulous heap of gems!
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