THE WORST 2013 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS
GODADDY, “THE KISS”
This is OBVIOUSLY the worst, although in a way it’s also obviously the best because everyone is talking about how gross the kiss was. Marvel (in horror) at what EW’s Darren Franich calls the “positively Cronenbergian” sound effects at play during the vom-inducing smooch between supermodel Bar Refaeli and a stereotypical “nerd.”
BLACKBERRY Z10, THIS OVER-PRODUCED MESS
Uh, thanks for telling us what the new Blackberry can’t do. Huge wasted opportunity.
CENTURY 21, “MINI MART”
It’s hard to say whether I’d rather watch GoDaddy’s “The Kiss” or this guy choking on convenience-store hot dogs on a slow-mo loop for all eternity. What’s even worse is that I’ve spent three minutes pondering that!
STOP SAYING “FEBRU-ANY.” No one can hit it. Just quit it!
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