1. George never got in trouble for using the soccer cash to pay his rent.
2. As my colleague Sandra Gonzalez, who graciously offered to accompany me, pointed out: Biel gets mad at him for those photos of Thurman, a woman he didn’t actually sleep with, but nothing ever comes of his dalliances with Zeta-Jones and Greer.
3. I will never have kids if it means having to give up my dream job. Sorry, I’m just that selfish.
4. I will never have kids if it means having to go to all their soccer practices. Games are fine, but practices? No, thank you.
5. Why did Butler keep calling it “soccer”? Isn’t it football to him?
6. In case you were wondering, yes, they did find time to feature a shot of Butler without his shirt.
7. Stacie met George when she was a 23-year-old backpacking around Europe. When I was a 22-year-old backpacking around Europe, I did not meet any hot football players. But then, I don’t look like Jessica Biel.