6. The Chmerkovisionaries Maks and Val(‘s abs) competed for Melissa Gilbert’s — but let’s be honest, Bruno Tonioli’s — attention in season 14’s samba trio.
Food pairing: Hot apple pie spiked with top-shelf vodka
5. Oh, yes. Apolo Anton Ohno succumbed to peer pressure and went Bare Top for his and Karina’s cha cha/paso doble “FUUUUUUUUSION!” routine.
Food pairing: Sage-infused wild rice
4. Suspended! Louis Van Intensité got in on that sweet shirtless action as he joined Kelly for a jive trio (threesome) with Kelly. Nice abs, sir!
Food pairing: Sweet potatoes with brown sugar and pecans
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