“And then on the video screen behind the band there was a prehistoric mirrorball!” –Cindy
“I see that the Well Behaved Bonfire is back.” –DonnaW
“The ‘Caveman Hustle’ floor looked like Fruity Pebbles!” –kellen, endorsed by duranmom, Wiltasaurus, kfran
“Of course cavewomen had bejeweled bones during Mirrorballus’s Paleolithic era. I wonder if fire or fringe was discovered first?” –orville1970, endorsed by DonnaW, Wiltasaurus, Bone Tie Fairy, Kevin M. Kawa
“We’ll have to ask our Fringe Fairy Annie, but my money is on rhinestones.” –DonnaW
Sorry all — no sparkle detected on Melissa’s bone tie! This must be an artifact from the Mattegemeolithic Era, a rich but neglected part of the planet’s history. –F.F. (Fringe before Fire)
“There was a woman behind Bruno when he was giving his first critique of the night – she had a shirt bedazzled in sequins…just like MJ in Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough!! She definitely got the memo about the MJ theme and was showing her pride!” –Rachael, endorsed by Wiltasaurus, Kevin M. Kawa, Sugar
“I can’t believe the Hoff isn’t in the audience for this. ” –orville1970
“The scores would have been 10.. And a Hoff!” –Scoobysnacks
“He was the Missing Gem…” –Michele
“Did anyone notice that it looked like Apolo was speedskating when he slipped?” –Sarah, endorsed by Cindy, Wiltasaurus, Fringe Fairy
“When Apolo was listening to Len, you could see the gem sparkle at the bottom of the star shape over his right eye. It looked like a sad tear after slipping during his dance.” –BV
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