“And then on the video screen behind the band there was a prehistoric mirrorball!” –Cindy
“I see that the Well Behaved Bonfire is back.” –DonnaW
“The ‘Caveman Hustle’ floor looked like Fruity Pebbles!” –kellen, endorsed by duranmom, Wiltasaurus, kfran
“Of course cavewomen had bejeweled bones during Mirrorballus’s Paleolithic era. I wonder if fire or fringe was discovered first?” –orville1970, endorsed by DonnaW, Wiltasaurus, Bone Tie Fairy, Kevin M. Kawa
“We’ll have to ask our Fringe Fairy Annie, but my money is on rhinestones.” –DonnaW
Sorry all — no sparkle detected on Melissa’s bone tie! This must be an artifact from the Mattegemeolithic Era, a rich but neglected part of the planet’s history. –F.F. (Fringe before Fire)
“There was a woman behind Bruno when he was giving his first critique of the night – she had a shirt bedazzled in sequins…just like MJ in Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough!! She definitely got the memo about the MJ theme and was showing her pride!” –Rachael, endorsed by Wiltasaurus, Kevin M. Kawa, Sugar
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