Wednesday’s news that FX’s Charlie Sheen vehicle
of destruction Anger Management will produce 90 more episodes over the next two years has prompted us to think short and hard about how else we could piss away FORTY-FIVE HOURS of our one life on this earth. Presenting…
4 or 5 Alternative Uses of 45 Hours
1. Construct, then float along Laziest River
2. Interact with other humans
3. Finally write novel (50 Shades of I Don’t Give a F—)
4. Watch The Expendables 2 26.2 times, instead of running a marathon
5. ANYTHING. Literally anything else! Forty-five hours!!!
What’s your suggestion? Just comment with the first thing you think of. Keep it clean!