Until recently, Kaitlyn Leeb was just another unknown Canadian actress. Her IMDB resume indicates that she starred in Wrong Turn 4 and the Vinnie Jones/Kimbo Slice/Bai Ling 2010 actual movie Locked Down, along with a mandatory-in-Canada appearance on Degrassi: The Next Generation. But Leeb’s career is getting a lift thanks to her brief, uncredited, but utterly pivotal role in August’s Total Recall remake as the reincarnation of the Three-Breasted Mutant Prostitute. Leeb actually showed up to the San Diego Comic-Con and hung out with Recall stars Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale. Like many attractive women on the floor at Comic-Con, she was showing off some cleavage. Unlike most of those other women, though, Leeb had double cleavage, or “dual cleavae” as it’s known in the medical world. (Scroll down for a larger image.)
The actress wants to clear up one thing, though: All three of those breasts were fake. She tells the Ottawa Citizen, “There were a bunch of people at Comic-Con asking if I had surgery for the third one. Others thought that the two on the side were real. They really are not mine.”
The tripartite chest prosthetic apparently required four hours of preparation before Comic-Con — about which, women, yeesh, with the taking forever to get ready, amiright guys?!?! Leeb explains to the Citizen that she’s being choosy about her roles going forward, since “you don’t want to get typecast.” So we’ll probably never see the long-promised spin-off TV movie about the three-breasted mutant prostitute, which for the sake of argument let’s call A Little Something Extra: One Girl, One Dream, Three Breasts.
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