Debuted 11/11/06; 6 total appearances
The only thing America’s Midwestern aunt hates more than Hollywood is running out of hairspray. I’d give her three eye rolls and a big “Oh, brother!”
Debuted 3/24/07; 7 total appearances
The consummate one-upper is always undermining, but her brags aren’t always lies: Penelope really is best friends with Liza Minnelli and a tomato!
Debuted 10/4/2008; 7 total appearances
The black sheep of the singing Meryl family is one of Wiig’s weirder creations — but admit it, even you were touched when she found love, Italian-style, with Jon Hamm’s swaggering Gionni Prosciutto.
Debuted 12/6/08; 4 total appearances
If you like gross-out humor, then you’ll love Shanna, a breathy bombshell who’s not as sexy as she seems.
Debuted 1/17/09; 5 total appearances, plus 1 Christmas special
Her name is Gilly, and she’s at it again… and again… and again. Considering your reaction to this post, I’m guessing this mischievous grade schooler won’t be winning any popularity contests. Sorry.
NEXT: Kat of Garth and Kat, Judy Grimes, and the final poll