Hey, who wants to smell like Donald Trump? You know, on second thought, don’t answer that. But in tonight’s episode of The Celebrity Apprentice, the teams were tasked with creating a display and slogan for Trump’s new fragrance titled — originality alert! — Success. My full recap will be up at 2am (UPDATE: Click to read Dalton’s full Celebrity Apprentice recap), but if you can’t wait to sound off on what happened and who was fired, then read on for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s episode of The Celebrity Apprentice.]
Only on Celebrity Apprentice will you see the following: Clay Aiken comparing the size of his testicles with Penn Jillette’s; Aubrey O’Day straddling Arsenio Hall’s head; Dayana Mendoza complaining about wanting to get naked; and Clay Aiken (yes, him again) manhandling a male model and talking about wanting to “do him.” And you saw all of that and more tonight. In the end, Project Manager Aubrey’s team won the Trump fragrance presentation (even though their display featured a nonsensical silhouette of Eric Trump), so losing Project Manger Clay brought Dayana and Penn back into the Boardroom, where Penn was fired for no longer feuding openly with anyone and thereby not being interesting enough to keep around (although the official reason was coming up with his team’s losing “You Earned it” slogan).
In other news, George Ross returned as an advisor and was as crotchety and curmudgeonly as ever. God bless George Ross.
My recap will be up soon, but you can sound off right here and right now. Did the right person get fired? Would you let Aubrey O’Day wrap her legs around your head? And who is your favorite to win the whole thing? Hit the message boards and let us know, and for more Celebrity Apprentice news and views you can follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.