No reality TV show can really call itself worthy of the name without at least one tear-streaked, red-faced, expletive-laden meltdown — the more out of left field, the better. And 2011 was chockablock with them, from Snooki on Jersey Shore to Taylor Armstrong on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, from Meat Loaf on Celebrity Apprentice to Maksim Chmerkovskiy on Dancing With the Stars. Let us count the ways:
Work of Art‘s Kathryn goes into the ugly cry
“What you describe as a experimentation could also be seen as a limitation of means, vision, thought — and that concerns me.” Such was judge (and professional art critic) Jerry Saltz’s assessment of photographer Kathryn Parker Almanas’s video exploration of movement, entitled (it turned out aptly) “Splat.” And in the face of such harsh words, Kathryn did what you expect a lot of these reality show contestants wait to do until the cameras are off: Go into a full-on ugly cry.
Project Runway‘s Joshua WILL NOT STAND for muttered profanity
Project Runway viewers had already gotten a healthy helping of eventual runner-up Joshua McKinley’s diva behavior in his dust up with so-called “dowdy” designer Becky Ross. But that paled in comparison to Josh’s bizarre blow up over Bert Keeter muttering in frustration because he had trouble printing his self-designed fabric.
Ashley Hebert cries over Bentley leaving The Bachelorette
Ashley, trust us, this tool ain’t worth a single tear.
Real World San Diego‘s Frank is in his underwear, and upset about Nate’s homophobia.
After bisexual Frank brings home a dude from a gay bar, his roommate Nate decides not to sleep in his bed. Frank gets drunk, gets in his underwear, and, well, this happens…
Big Brother‘s Rachel cries in the bushes
After a Power of Veto competition, Jeff confronts Rachel about her, well, bitchy behavior. Naturally, she responds by climbing into the bushes to cry. Only her partner-in-life-and-on-the-show Brendon can coax her out. A few weeks later, when Brendon’s impending eviction is clear, Rachel loses it once more. It is all highly entertaining.
Oh, by the way, Rachel eventually won.