I only knew of Nadia G and her Cooking Channel show, The Bitchin’ Kitchen, in theory. So when I pressed play on this Bitchin’ Christmas music video — featuring What Not to Hair‘s Guy Fieri, Ace of Cakes‘ Duff Goldman, Travel Channel’s Andrew Zimmern, and Nadia’s fellow Cooking Channel stars Kelsey Nixon, Ben Sargent, Alie & Georgia, Vegan Black Metal Chef and the guys from Epic Meal Time (and it was made for charity!) — I had no idea the creature writhing around in a shiny red unitard and ’80s hair/makeup was the actual host of a cooking program. I assumed she was a video ho for hire, like Old Navy’s animatronic Kim Kardashian.
Is it just me or is Nadia G a pretty convincing pop star? I mean, really think about pop stars. Wait, no, don’t exert yourself. Watch the madness here:
I love how “Teenage cousin’s a goth” is presented as a horrifying thing one could discover upon returning home for Christmas time.
Anyway, Nadia G is ridiculous and I’m now obsessed with her. The song is terrible, but how do you hate on a tune containing the lyric “It’s Christmas time; let’s drink some wine?” You don’t. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS.
Does this make anyone want to watch Bitchin’ Kitchen Wednesdays at 10 pm ET on Cooking Channel? Or do you already?
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