Archive: November 2011 (41-50 of 361)

Nov 29 2011 11:30 AM ET
Nov 29 2011 11:10 AM ET

Katherine Heigl's hilarious FunnyOrDie anti-ball clip does, well, just that -- VIDEO

If you’ve always sort of suspected that Katherine Heigl has simply been out to take away a piece of your manhood, your theory has turned out to be somewhat true. Heigl is most definitely out to break your balls. And, no it’s not, as one might have guessed, because of Life As We Know It, 27 Dresses, or The Ugly Truth. In actuality, it’s because the actress really, truly despises testicles. Terrible, terrible testicles.

In her hilarious FunnyOrDie animal rights PSA, Heigl explains that her promotion to spay and neuter pets through the Jason Debus Heigl Foundation isn’t so much rooted in her love for dogs, but that balls — jiggly, Muppet-like, Hitler-producing balls — really gross her out. So, while she “can’t cut the nuts of human men… yet,” Heigl is still doing her part to rid the world of those pesky thigh-knockers. Watch the laugh-out-loud, albeit NSFW clip — er, sorry, sensitive word to use there — video below: READ FULL STORY »

Nov 29 2011 10:10 AM ET

Break out that cherry chapstick once again: 'Glee' covers Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl' -- VIDEO

Who could have guessed that tonight’s brand new episode of Glee titled “I Kissed A Girl” would feature a cover of the Katy Perry earworm of the exact same name? Then again, at a high school where the median age of the student body hovers around 24 and the house band is always on the ready, anything is possible. And that includes a sultry performance by the gals of Glee, led by Naya Rivera and Lea Michele, complete with more cheerleading Katy Perry enthusiasts and uncomfortable reaction shots from Matthew Morrison’s Mr. Schuester. (Keep it together, man!) While the ladies’ cover of the ode to experimentation likely won’t garner the same reaction as Glee‘s other ventures into the Katy Perry catalog (namely Darren Criss’ swoon-worthy take on “Teenage Dream”) it will probably return the 2008 hit to its rightful place: On a relentlessly endless loop in your head. Check out the full clip below: READ FULL STORY »

Nov 29 2011 04:36 AM ET

'Enlightened': Is Amy crazy or am I for not liking her?

I know I’m crazy. We’ll get to that.

Now that Dancing With the Stars is over, I was able to spend a Monday night with the second most illuminating show on television: HBO’s Enlightened. (I dare them to use that in a promo.)

I caught up with the first seven episodes over Thanksgiving weekend and found that my general reactions towards Laura Dern’s protagonist, Amy, often closely resembled those of Amy’s former assistant Krista (Sarah Burns, pictured), who makes the same terrible facial expression (also pictured, apologies) whenever Amy says something that attempts to equalize the two women or at least throw them back on the same side. Which is really crappy of me, because obviously Krista sucks!  READ FULL STORY »

Nov 28 2011 10:41 PM ET

'The Sing-Off' finale: And the winner is...

Season 3 of NBC’s delightful a cappella competition The Sing-Off crowned a champion tonight. Who was it? Well, if you don’t want to know which group took won the show, DON’T continue reading! READ FULL STORY »

Nov 28 2011 08:59 PM ET

Happy Birthday, 'Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark'! Hope you asked for cash.

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Image Credit: Jacob Kohl

One year ago today, Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark swung into New York City’s Foxwoods Theatre for its very first preview—a disastrous outing that was stopped five times as wires fell, scenery broke, and two actors were left dangling helplessly in midair. Twelve months, two directors, six rescheduled opening nights, and 369 performances later, how is Broadway’s injury-ridden, lawsuit-stricken, most-expensive-musical-ever faring?

Eh. On the celebratory side, since starting previews, Spider-Man’s been playing to nearly full houses (665,395 total tickets sold so far) and grossing an average of $1.4 million a week, despite earning mostly bad reviews when it opened in June. Last week—which included the tourist-filled Thanksgiving holiday—the musical didn’t just best all its previous weekly grosses by earning $2.1 million dollars, it also it broke Foxwoods’ record for the highest six-day haul by a single show. Granted, the venue has hosted only eight other productions, including flops like The Pirate Queen, in its 13-year history.

On the bury-your-head-and-pretend-your-birthday-is-just-another-day side, the New York Times estimated that the $75 million show, which costs over $1 million a week to operate, would have to play at this capacity for at least five more years in order to pay off its debts. And that projection doesn’t account for the legal fees accrued to fight lawsuits recently filed by original director Julie Taymor and investor Patricia Lambrecht—or any possible payouts.

So what’s a 1-year-old show to do? Improve with age. According to the Times, rather than relying on money from touring productions or international versions of the musical to recoup its investment, Spider-Man‘s producers are going to first focus on bettering the current show in New York (albeit with costly endeavors). Among their ideas: adding a new scene and musical number every year. They’ll also expand Spidey’s radio advertising campaign across the country and continue to aggressively court foreign tourists. Who knows–we could be back here next year celebrating the show’s terrible twos.

Nov 28 2011 08:41 PM ET

'Flight of the Conchords' movie needs a plot. We've got a few ideas...

Categories: Movies, Television
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Image Credit: Craig Blankenhorn/HBO

Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, the New Zealanders of the duo Flight of the Conchords, brought edge, musical ingenuity and Kiwi oddities to the small screen in their HBO show. Can they charm audiences in a feature film? On the red carpet for The Muppets, McKenzie hinted at the possibility of making a move to the big screen, with just one hitch — “We need a story,” he says in this clip from The Hollywood Reporter.

If it’s true, here are a few ideas I had to help get this project moving:

– Stephen Sondheim catches one of the Conchords shows and asks them to write a musical with him. Bret and Jemaine are ecstatic, but things go awry as Murray confuses Stephen Sondheim with Steven Spielberg in their first meeting, requesting that there must be aliens, Nazis, or dinosaurs for the duo to participate.
– After not quite achieving the success they’d hoped for in New York, Bret and Jemaine return to New Zealand with their heads bowed, only to find their arch enemies, a similar song writing duo called The Grounded Dodos, have found a huge fanbase. Mel shows up in Wellington and her allegiances are traded once she meets the Grounded Dodos. Bret and Jemaine have to win their only fan back.
– Capitalizing on the popularity of their Foux du FaFa video, Bret and Jemaine are asked to do a commercial in Paris for a new brand of perfume, called Pomplemousse. In Paris, Bret meets a mime troupe and Jemaine finds love. Hilarity ensues.

Are you a Conchords fan? Add your ideas for the movie in the comments below and let’s help them get down to business (time).

Follow Laura on Twitter @laurahertzfeld

Read more:
Move over Jemaine: Kermit sings ‘Muppets’ tune ‘Life’s a Happy Song’ with Bret McKenzie
Bret McKenzie may join ‘The Hobbit’

Nov 28 2011 06:34 PM ET

A woman afraid of cats, and other reasons I love phobia shows

It began years ago, when I was sitting at home in the early afternoon with the flu. I had to devour something other than Jell-O, and I had already checked in with the residents of Salem on Days of Our Lives. As someone without cable at the time, I had very few options: Infomercials, Matlock, or Maury. Despite my age, Matlock, strangely, typically won, but one day — after realizing I had already seen that particular episode of the Andy Griffith series — I switched to Maury. The subject of the episode? Irrational fears.

Now, I’m afraid of plenty of things, some rational (failure) and some not (the Ebola virus). So let me preface this by saying I do actually take pity on many people who suffer from an aversion to things both practical and unpractical. Still, there is nothing funnier than a man wearing a full body suit made of cotton balls chasing a woman afraid of cotton balls. READ FULL STORY »

Nov 28 2011 06:20 PM ET

Kourtney Kardashian's horrible new mom vlog: Buy your toddler golden sneakers

On last night’s exciting season premiere of Kiki & Kronos Seize New Mexico, Kourtney Kardashian received an on-camera oil enema and then experienced on-camera bodily-fluid leakage. I forget why we’re talking about this. Oh yeah, Ms. Leakage is apparently hosting a weekly parenting vlog called “Kourtney’s Mommy Blog.” She’ll be sharing some of the wisdom she’s received from raising Mason, her lovable almost-two-year-old son with boyfriend Scott (who is the spawn of Satan). In the debut video, she shows off Mason’s closet. The kid has 12 pairs of shoes, which is exactly two more pairs than I have had my entire life. Kourtney proudly shows off Mason’s moccasins: “Every time he grows out, I get him a new batch.” Mason also has golden shoes. (An aside to all our pre-adolescent readers: Don’t you wish you had a cool mom like Kourtney? Oh, don’t worry about your education, the collapsing world economy and the rate of climate change will send the world hurtling into an apocalyptic tailspin long before you reach voting age.) READ FULL STORY »

Nov 28 2011 03:30 PM ET

‘Modern Family’ PostSecret changes minds. Has TV ever inspired a change of heart for you?

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Image Credit: Richard Foreman/ABC

I love television, and being at EW, I see a lot of it. TV can just be mindless entertainment, but it can also be so much more, which is why this amazing PostSecret this past weekend was such a great treat to see.

The secret, featured on the PostSecret mobile app, reads, “These two characters cured my homophobia. Best thing that ever happened to me,” over a picture of Modern Family‘s Mitchell and Cameron. READ FULL STORY »

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