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Season 3 of NBC’s delightful a cappella competition The Sing-Off crowned a champion tonight. Who was it? Well, if you don’t want to know which group took won the show, DON’T continue reading! READ FULL STORY »
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Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, the New Zealanders of the duo Flight of the Conchords, brought edge, musical ingenuity and Kiwi oddities to the small screen in their HBO show. Can they charm audiences in a feature film? On the red carpet for The Muppets, McKenzie hinted at the possibility of making a move to the big screen, with just one hitch — “We need a story,” he says in this clip from The Hollywood Reporter.
If it’s true, here are a few ideas I had to help get this project moving:
– Stephen Sondheim catches one of the Conchords shows and asks them to write a musical with him. Bret and Jemaine are ecstatic, but things go awry as Murray confuses Stephen Sondheim with Steven Spielberg in their first meeting, requesting that there must be aliens, Nazis, or dinosaurs for the duo to participate.
– After not quite achieving the success they’d hoped for in New York, Bret and Jemaine return to New Zealand with their heads bowed, only to find their arch enemies, a similar song writing duo called The Grounded Dodos, have found a huge fanbase. Mel shows up in Wellington and her allegiances are traded once she meets the Grounded Dodos. Bret and Jemaine have to win their only fan back.
– Capitalizing on the popularity of their Foux du FaFa video, Bret and Jemaine are asked to do a commercial in Paris for a new brand of perfume, called Pomplemousse. In Paris, Bret meets a mime troupe and Jemaine finds love. Hilarity ensues.
Are you a Conchords fan? Add your ideas for the movie in the comments below and let’s help them get down to business (time).
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It began years ago, when I was sitting at home in the early afternoon with the flu. I had to devour something other than Jell-O, and I had already checked in with the residents of Salem on Days of Our Lives. As someone without cable at the time, I had very few options: Infomercials, Matlock, or Maury. Despite my age, Matlock, strangely, typically won, but one day — after realizing I had already seen that particular episode of the Andy Griffith series — I switched to Maury. The subject of the episode? Irrational fears.
Now, I’m afraid of plenty of things, some rational (failure) and some not (the Ebola virus). So let me preface this by saying I do actually take pity on many people who suffer from an aversion to things both practical and unpractical. Still, there is nothing funnier than a man wearing a full body suit made of cotton balls chasing a woman afraid of cotton balls. READ FULL STORY »
On last night’s exciting season premiere of Kiki & Kronos Seize New Mexico, Kourtney Kardashian received an on-camera oil enema and then experienced on-camera bodily-fluid leakage. I forget why we’re talking about this. Oh yeah, Ms. Leakage is apparently hosting a weekly parenting vlog called “Kourtney’s Mommy Blog.” She’ll be sharing some of the wisdom she’s received from raising Mason, her lovable almost-two-year-old son with boyfriend Scott (who is the spawn of Satan). In the debut video, she shows off Mason’s closet. The kid has 12 pairs of shoes, which is exactly two more pairs than I have had my entire life. Kourtney proudly shows off Mason’s moccasins: “Every time he grows out, I get him a new batch.” Mason also has golden shoes. (An aside to all our pre-adolescent readers: Don’t you wish you had a cool mom like Kourtney? Oh, don’t worry about your education, the collapsing world economy and the rate of climate change will send the world hurtling into an apocalyptic tailspin long before you reach voting age.) READ FULL STORY »
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I love television, and being at EW, I see a lot of it. TV can just be mindless entertainment, but it can also be so much more, which is why this amazing PostSecret this past weekend was such a great treat to see.
The secret, featured on the PostSecret mobile app, reads, “These two characters cured my homophobia. Best thing that ever happened to me,” over a picture of Modern Family‘s Mitchell and Cameron. READ FULL STORY »