Samuel L. Jackson joins Twitter: Say 'what' again and you probably won't get RT'ed by him


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If you found Samuel L. Jackson’s reading of Go the F–k to Sleep to be hauntingly poetic, then you’re really going to enjoy his prose on Twitter. It’s true, the Oscar-nominated star has finally joined the Twitterverse and his feed brilliantly reads as if someone had made a fake Samuel L. Jackson Twitter account in which every post sounds the way we imagine Samuel L. Jackson says everything. Sample tweets so far: “I’m feelin’ da love! U got a muhfu–a all choked up!”, “I got gnats in my muthafu–in’ dressing room!” and “Can-a muh fu–asay f–k on here?” You can, Samuel L. Jackson. You can.

Ah, if only he’d joined Twitter when that pesky Bronx Zoo cobra had escaped and was running rampant. I feel like Samuel L. Jackson would have known just what to say to him.

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Comments (12 total) Add your comment
  • Anyone

    I’m not on Twitter – what is RT’d?

    • Squishmar

      I’m not on Twitter either, but RT’d means re-Tweeted. I don’t really understand what that means though. I think we’re both hopeless! ;)

    • Chris

      It’s retweeted.

      • Anyone

        Thanks, Chris!

      • Squishmar

        Was my comment invisible? I said the same thing.

  • Catherine

    “Say what one more goddamn time – I dare you, I double dare you mother—-er”

    • hobbes242

      “English, mother—-er! Do you speak it!?”

  • whitneylu

    The Bronx Zoo Cobra (@BronxZoosCobra)has a Twitter account…and he already welcomend SLJ to the fold. He also offered to put the “unfortunate plane incident” behind them. Too funny.

    • whitneylu


  • Nik E

    I would join twitter only to follow Samuel L Jackson

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