Kim Kardashian renews her wedding vows on 'Ellen,' and it's actually kinda sweet: Watch!

If you’re not planning on watching the TWO-NIGHT Kim Kardashian wedding special (All Right Reserved, E! Television Productions) that begins this Sunday, at least watch Kardashian renew her vows with husband of five weeks Kris Humphries on today’s Ellen DeGeneres Show. The vows DeGeneres wrote are hilarious, and, if you’re someone who’s never bothered to listen to Humphries speak, you might be surprised to find him charming and sweet. (He actually seemed moved hearing Kim start to say her fake vows — it’s like he’s actually in love!). Also, it’s fun to diagnose Kim’s short-term memory problem. 

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  • Lorraine

    I’m glad to see Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still happily married and have renewed their wedding vows. Marriage, in my experience, takes work. A lot of work.
    My husband and I are just really open and honest with each other, and we’re just really there for each other.
    I think my husband taught me a lot about inner beauty and confidence in myself. I’m slim but voluptuous. I’ve got curves and a large bust but it seemed that men were more interested in my chest than my personality. My exes seemed obsessed with my cleavage. They were always going on about my breasts, and in bed they practically worshipped them, while I wished they concentrated their attention elsewhere.
    My husband’s in love with the person inside of me, and the outside of me is just a bonus. I feel better—so much better now than I ever did in my twenties. I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier.

    • ^

      How many times are you going to repeat yourself with this same crapola?

      • Meg

        Don’t feed her. She’s Kim in disguise.

    • Shh

      Who cares ur so full of urself shut ur mouth

    • PN

      Maybe they wanted to do it on Ellen’s show since they married only in front of their families, friends and other guests in that ceremony and that army and flood of E! TV cameras and Ryan Seacrest’s production people taping the 2-day 4 hour special.

    • wootie

      Lorraine shut yo butta face azz up u wrinkled neck bloodshot eyes bow legged possum!

      • Lenny

        OOOOO VERY intelligent response! WOW. How did you come up with that clever remark? You MUST come from higher education. I am certain your parents must be so proud of you.

    • Lenny

      OMG!! Lorraine, I LOVED your post. I have a similar situation myself. AND I have a very close cousin named Lorraine who could have written your post herself. I have such respect for your husband and wish you all the happiness that your INNER BEAUTY brings you in life:-)

      • Lenny

        By the way, I am 40 and proud!

    • air_force_wifey

      How ya feeling now?!

    • SammyKat

      Bet you feel really silly now, doncha? I mean, really, how serious can we take a couple that “renews” their vows, even jokingly, two months after getting married? And here we are, 72 days later, and it’s all done. Anyone else shocked?


    Please spare everyone anything Kardashian.

  • Shaw

    A lot of people don’t know that Kim Kardashian is a cougar. She is 31 while Kris is 26. Kim is the more mature one who has always been in control of the relationships and had the power.

    • Really???

      Being only 5 years older does not make you a cougar.

      • Yo Babe

        Um, yeah, duh. 5 years, not a cougar. I’m 9 years younger than my man, but I’m only 32, so still not a cougar. Puma, perhaps.

  • KC

    Unfunny Ellen and Untalented Kim Kardashian.
    A match made.

  • Nicole Lindsay

    Kim Kardashian has a healthy model figure that boasts an ample cleavage, fuller legs and a fuller backside. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country. Good for her to have finally found love and happiness. She deserves it.

    • ^^^^

      How many times are you going to repeat yourself with this same crapola?

    • Robeson

      ” fuller backside” is spelled “massively fat ass.” Hope this helps!

  • KC

    People still watch Ellen?

    • PN

      She’s been on for 8 years. This is her 9th season. She’s still winning Emmy awards for it. And still funny!

  • Player87

    Who is Kim Kardashian again? And why is she famous? Please can someone just get her to leave?

    • candacetx

      She is the reason you clicked on this link, read this article, and commented on this message board–and as long as you continue to do so, then NO…she will not leave.

      • Max

        LMFAO that’s right. People are so freaking hypocritical, talk all this sht about the Kardashian’s and here they are Googling, clicking, watching, reading and commenting about them hahahahah…so freaking funny

  • Robeson

    Wow, you mean that receptacle (or is she a goop gobbler?) is still happily married after, like, five minutes? How inspiring!

  • Andre

    I think Kim and her man look great together but like all marriages their are storms. I think they should see a marriage counselor before they have problems so they know what to expect. So they know when to give each other space. So they last. Good Luck and just be thankfully.

  • sara

    I think the posters above who claim not to care about Kim Kardashain have found a way to click on a link that involves a story about her and also leave a comment. Yeah, you don’t care about Kim. ROFL!!!

  • Hahaha

    A WHOPPING 72 days later…ha. Saw that one coming. They couldn’t even make it last until E! stopped running their wedding epidsode…what a waste.

  • Nora

    What jerks!!!!! Grow up! A 40 Million dollar wedding, at least it helped the economy, lol

    • air_force_wifey

      Oh please. She was GIVEN most of the stuff and sold the pictures.

  • martha

    Well, for one we all know that she married the guy for publicity and envy, she couldnt help that her sister khloe married that guy and had the big wedding & all, she has to shine more than any of them. She is really bad, the way she talks to her mom and whom is not out of guilt for she is eager to exploit every minute in their life and convert it into green paper. However, Sara is right, all this “reality” t.v shows found their way into our time the minute we lift the remote control to set the channel to watch it, all of them, there is not one different than the other, i do not watch neither kardashian,or housewife or similar, but i know all about because just by seen the commercial and previous of news you seem them all. Also, Air force wifey is right she got it all for free. she was using the guy to get what she wanted. am so glad he divorce her an i hope he found a humble but smart woman because honestly kim is not smart, the brain is the step dad & the mommy. Cougar, not she is not a cougar, she is a “virgen” with experience. lol. like every woman with a younger man.

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