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In the annals of unusual celebrity insurance policies, Holly Madison’s recent revelation that she has a $1 million policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts barely raises an eyebrow. After all, Adam Lambert’s crotch was covered for an even mil. Celine Dion reportedly insured her voice. Heck, David Lee Roth wisely — so so wisely — insured himself against his own sperm (should one ever complete its journey).
You can appreciate why these stars seek such insurance. Without their unique feature or talent, they are no longer that special person. It’s why Jimmy Durante insured his nose and Dolly Parton insures her breasts. It’s just smart business, even though these folks had talent beyond their extraordinary anatomical attribute. Madison, on the other hand — well, let’s just say she’s wise to protect her surgeon-given assets. As she puts it, “They’re my primary money makers right now.” Indeed. It would be a shame if something happened to them, and she had to fall back on her medical degree.
In the Age of the Reality Star, Madison is probably ahead of the curve. Fame can be especially fleeting when it’s not founded on legitimate talent. If The Situation hasn’t already insured his abs, he better. What other reality stars might want to look into insuring their assets? Kim Kardashian? Steve-O?
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Holly is voluptuous, gorgeous, sexy and beautiful. I love her. She’s amazing. That woman is incredible. There’s a lovely gentleness and sweetness to her.
Holly is plastic n has drastically changed her looks with plastic surgery ! besides she’s not getting any younger no 1 is thinking about her boobs!
Holly Madison has an amazing figure. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country.
Right, now if only the rest of the women in America would follow her example.. Isn’t that the least we American men deserve?
When ALL American have jobs, stop hitting there wives, and stop cheating…Ill look like Holly….Start holding your breath!
An example of what you can buy – and hopefully you get a good surgeon.
Her boobs are so huge! I’m pretty sure she could smother a man to death between those boobs. It would be one of the most pleasant deaths a man could die.
Why would you insure them for 100 x their cost? Stupid publicity stunt, fake ones can’t cost more than 10k.
I don’t think any of it is true. Someone starts the rumor and it escalates from there. It’s always proven false in the long run.
what rumor? She’s admitted it
Loss of income while she recuperates from getting them fixed.
I so appreciate the depth and intellect these comments show. America–it can only go up.
Wnder if she had them Scotch Guarded to protect against moisture, too?
Anyway, this make sense. She wants to protect her ONLY viable talents.
holly is kinda of fake plastic looking. bridget was always the sexy one.
Say it!
Brig was the cutest!
Pure publicity stunt. Her TOYS aren’t worth it.
She will have coverage in case of collagen oozing out, or they moving around under her skin (she may end up with a boob under her armpit,) or someone coming up with bigger ones (so she will want to up her size a little bit,) or they becoming deflated due to accidental roughness.
Next thing you know, she will want insurance for her fake teeth, her bleached hair, and numerous liposuction procedures.
Gotta love our vanity.
Sure she’s beautiful, but at what expense? All women are beautiful and don’t need plastic to be that way! Give me a good old fashioned lady without the artificial gizmos any day!
Ladies, be yourselves. You don’t need to change for anyone!
Instead of insurance, shouldn’t she have an extended warranty on them?
You guys believe everything you hear… Adam Lambert did not insure his crotch, tho I wouldn’t blame him if he did, that thing is something to behold. lol idc about this bimbo Holly or her fake boobs.
Hefner did her wrong. She moved out.
Now she is trying to earn a living with the assets that she has. Those assets need to be protected. Good business decision.
Everyone including hef should be ashamed becuase they kicked out the sexiest and smartest beauty in america and now because she has to use her assests to make it in this unforgiving society then everyone that watched her grow into the woman she is now should at least show some common courtesy and support her decisions. I will always be her biggest fan. Love you .muah..
See, this Hef thing I don’t understand. How can young and beautiful women hang around such an awfully disgusting man?
Hefner is like 90, or something close to that.
He looks worse than a wrinkled prune, he’s like almost dust.
Those teeth can’t be his, even though they are in a greenish shade of yellow.
He can’t hardly walk, let alone do any lovemaking that would be enjoyable.
The hair could be his, but it sure looks like the same toupee Donald Trump wears, but in a different color. Made specially for rich old men who like to date women of the same age as their granddaughters.
I could go on, but one thing is certain. Getting kicked out of the mansion is not as bad as it sounds. Actually, it could be a moment to rejoice.