George Clooney marries in a Norwegian commercial: Watch, and pretend that it could happen to you

As many leggy European beauties have learned the hard way, George Clooney is an eternal bachelor. Off limits. Emotionally unavailable. He’s basically everything you wouldn’t want in a husband, minus the ridiculous good looks, undeniable talent, humanitarian interests, money, and charm.

Okay, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad dragging Clooney to the altar. Unfortunately, the actor insists that it will never happen. This is what makes Norwegian bank DNB NOR’s commercial so dang funny, yet utterly infuriating at the same time. A newly wed woman wakes up in a beautiful white room with a giant rock on her finger and a strange horse head mask in her bed. She walks around in a daze and sorts through wedding photos until Clooney enters. “Well hey there,” he says with a smile. “I was letting you sleep.” Then he kisses her gently on the head as he shows her a photo of the home he was researching on the Internet. “For us,” he says.

Sit back and allow yourself to fantasize about a world in which George Clooney would let you sleep in and buy you choice real estate. Try not to kick anything, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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  • J. Davis


    • angle3

      My best friend has just announced her wedding with a great man who is a celebrity!
      They met-via { himillionaires*.сσм }
      It is nice club for rich men or pretty girls mate.
      You do not need to be wealthy or famous, but you can meet your true love, it’s worthy a try.

  • abadstroller

    Oh, George! Be still my beating heart….

  • jaded

    That was fantastic! He is just gorgeous.

  • Georgian from NY

    Swoon! Oh Georgie…

  • ki

    it funny but why is george clooney wearing a horse head?

    • the rest of the horse

      You don’t know Clooney!

  • dinana

    What a good sport…very funny concept!

  • kim in kentucky

    ah, a girl can dream!

  • daphne

    .. hmm: add an allusion to The Godfather (blood curdlingly frightening) and a Shakespearean allusion to Bottom (man with an ass’s head) and you’ve got about as strongly subservise, anti (institution-of-)marriage message as one could devise.. if this is how Mr George Clooney feels about becoming a husband, then staying away, well away, is wise.

  • daphne

    correction/type: ‘subversive’.. sorry.

  • maggiemay

    Very funny, but I bet Elisabetta isn’t laughing!

  • Oggi

    At the end you can read in Norwegian:

    Some people are lucky!!

    For the rest of us we need to save a little money to to accheive what we want.

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  • gaby

    Why should a guy that has life at his best interest get married. He is very successful and is smart and cares about people but he also has to be careful for all those women after his money. George protect your assets and enjoy life and someday you will find the true women that you will want to marry. Look at brad. He found his love and every puts him and him down. They love each other and their kids. What the help wrong with that. Nothing everyone. Worry about our country now. That’s mire important.

  • gaby

    Should be everyone puts brad and his wife down.

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