Okay. I’M SORRY Nicolas Cage was Trespass-ed against years ago and had to live through a real-life home invasion by a naked man who loved Fudgesicles. That sounds terrible and the part about the leather jacket is not helping, either. But since this Reuters story produced my favorite sentence on the Internet today…Â
…I mean, maybe it was all for the best.
We all move on!
Cage stars with Nicole Kidman in Joel Schumacher’s Trespass, which opens in October.









I can’t help but laugh at that. Even funnier that they had to define a fudgesicle.
Maybe if the guy was pantsless defining fudgesicle was prudent.
I didn’t even have to read who wrote this to know it was Annie Barrett. This was almost as funny as the Beauty and the Beast “hey girl” song!
Even though I know I shouldn’t laugh at this- and I heard the man was mentally challenged- this is hilarious. Sorry.
Guess he really would have been freaked out if he was awoken by a naked man with a hair trimmer.
LMFAO!!!
If he was wearing a jacket, he wasn’t naked, now was he, Mr Cage?
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