Sep 9 2011 06:58 PM ET

Ali Lohan, 17, has decided to age gracefully

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Image Credit: EM43/Splash News; James Devaney/WireImage.com

So many “real” housewives and older (26 and up) starlets are defying the very laws of nature in this brave new world we’re living in. A little lift here, a slight tuck there, and before you know it, you’re popping somas and looking like a creature from the murky inner depths of the Bravo network. It’s usually unattractive, and it’s an undeniably negative trend that is wreaking emotional havoc on the impressionable young women of my generation.

This is why I was delighted to learn that 17-year-old Ali Lohan has defied the defiers by opting to age gracefully. Of all things! A rep for this brave young woman, who was recently signed to a modeling agency, denied allegations that she went under the knife after a new photo sparked concern and media frenzy. “Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, nor has she ever considered it,” Steve Honig told People. “Her success as a model lies with her natural looks and she has no interest in changing that. During the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer.”

Hold the phone, Mr. Honig. Are you trying to tell us that not once in her 17 long years as a Lohan has she even considered working on those crow’s feet? What about the embarrassing smile lines, the ones that typically start to show around age 15? If what Honig says is true, then Ali Lohan is truly the Gloria Steinem of our time.

But seriously, all kidding and questionable parenting aside, this whole debacle is very unsettling. I’m team Lohan on this one, probably because my face was 80 percent baby fat until college, and everyone gave me a hard time when it naturally went away. Britney Spears emerging from her 19th summer with humongous breasts was one thing, but a slightly thinner face is something else entirely — something that is ultimately not a big deal. What world are we living in when a thinned out 17-year-old girl sparks plastic surgery headlines? Oh yeah, the one where moms dress their daughters up like iconic movie prostitutes in beauty pageants. Never mind, this all makes sense now.

What do you think of the after/before picture above, PopWatchers? Did Ali Lohan go under the knife? Are you depressed that I’m even asking you this?

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  • Jerry

    The picture of her on the People website is freaky. She looks like a drag queen.

    • elle

      Ya! Its a very “man ish” picture, maybe its the brows and the steel look, never really thought she was attractive to begin with, just gets print cause of her sis.

      • sugar

        She looks like anne hathaway to me in this picture…

      • Wim

        If she did indeed have surgery she should get her money back. She looks better in the first picture.

      • Hey…….

        Anybody know where I can find a rich millionaire doctor???????

      • Tom

        anne hathaway? don’t insult poor anne like sheeish

      • IAmMe

        Ummm, seeing who her sister is, I think that could only hurt her chances lol.

    • ivan da turrible

      I don’t know what the hell she did but she looks horrible! So ugly that I wanna punch her face….makes me hate het! Ugh and does she think she look good? I surely hope not!

      • *raises eyebrow*

        You really should get some help.

    • sakara

      ali is just plain ugly—-but she also seems too stoopid for a job..poor, ugly and stupid kid.

      • SaraS

        he looks horrible. When these reps say “no plastic surgery!” what they mean is, they pumped up their face full of needles instead.
        She obviously has cheek fillers, botox, lip injections, etc. And she looks disgusting.
        What is their mother doing to these girls? Where is her self esteem?

    • RC

      She looks thinner in the face yes, but she also looks like a completely different person. She definitely had plastic surgery. Bigger chin, thinner nose. If people want to improve themselves with plastic surgery, then I’m fine with that, but sometimes plastic surgery goes bad when the person comes out looking worse or like a totally different person. And that’s the case here. She was cuter before and now she doesn’t even look like the person she used to be. I would never guess that those two pictures were really the same person.

      • RC

        And I forgot to mention, she also has plumper lips now.

      • Diane

        Completely agree. If you asked someone who hadn’t read the article I doubt they’d think the two girls were related much less the same person

      • Ally

        totally agree with everything you just said.

    • meme

      The E! website makes her look like an anorexic meth addict. She looks so much better here. Thanks EW!

    • Rizzo

      She most definitely had plastic surgery. She doesn’t even resemble her early-teens self. Her lips are all pumped out, her cheek bones are protruding and she’s not “thinned out”. How does a skinny teenager thin out at 17 years old?!?!? She’s bone skinny. Look at her neck/jaw-line and arms. She doesn’t look good at all. You can tell she’s malnourished by how her damaged hair.

  • iggy

    I don’t recall my lips getting fuller during my growth spurt….on the other hand, I don’t think that technically would require a “surgery” per se.

    • Captain

      She very well could have gotten lip injections (and given her sister, it would surprise me in the least) but to be fair, the two photos aren’t really a good reference point. She’s laughing in one and pursing her lips in another. They’re bound to look bigger in the latter picture.

  • Kat

    The rumors about Britney having implants started when she was 17, not 19. If you’re going to perpetuate rumors at least have the details right. And she breastfed her kids, which you don’t (or shouldn’t) do when you have implants, so its safe to say she didnt get them or had them removed.

    • Ana

      There’s a possibility of damaging the milk ducts with implants but aside from that it’s not true that you can’t breastfeed with implants.

    • Jojo

      If you’re going to talk about breast implants, get the details right. I had implants done 9 years ago, and I had no trouble breastfeeding my baby. It depends on where the implants were inserted. If the surgeons go under the breast, as I had done, or through the armpit and leave the nipples intact, breastfeeding is possible. The trouble happens when they go in through the nipples and cut the milk ducts. There is no reason a woman with breast implants shouldn’t breastfeed if the milk ducts are left intact.

      • @JoJo

        TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • @ @Jojo

        LOLL!!!!

    • Captain

      Britney didn’t get her boobs done. She wore a push-up bra in a music video and the tabloids went crazy. She’s always had pretty natural looking, small boobs.

      • Jackie

        I agree, except I deem them athletic-looking medium sized nice boobs. :)

    • amy

      it’s still possible to breast feed when you get implants, but not so much when you get breast reduction

  • A

    I don’t know about plastic surgery, but what I do know is that she went from being cute to ugly in a very short 6 months.

    • Calvin

      This.

      • This what?

        Your comment makes no sense.

      • lol

        cute! welcome to the internet.

      • @This what?

        Are you serious?? If you are then they were just agreeing with the comment above them…

      • @This what too

        Awwwwww, your first day surfin’ the net.

      • @This what too 2

        Thanks for the laugh.

      • Jane

        This^^

  • Ian

    Fact: everyone gets new, fuller lips, cheekbones and jawlines when they go through puberty.

    It’s science.

    • Regina George

      Puberty’s a tough time. Go easy on her.

    • Jenny

      Damn, I must have been an anomaly then! ;)

  • bl

    Please! You’re 17. Get back to us when you’re 40.

  • Miss Prissed

    Get real people. She’s 17 years old. She’s made a decision to age gracefully while she’s still wet behind the ears? That’s not a decision, that’s a 17 year old girl that thinks beauty lasts forever. Check back in with her when she’s 35.

    • Kat

      I think you missed the tongue in cheek.

      • gato

        yeah miss p is not all there, huh?

  • Rusa

    Please, what world is this writer living in? ‘Aging gracefully’ at 17? Totally missing the point here. The point is that she looks anorexic and sick, her hair is thin and brittle, her arms look like sticks and THIS you are basically calling a good role model for young girls and women? What is wrong with you?

    • Jackie

      Who ever said Ali Lohan is a role model to girls and women? Laughable. She isn’t a role model to anyone or anything.

    • Jane

      Here’s a word for you. SARCASM. Learn it.

  • debi

    it’s pretty obvious…she’s anorexic!

    • Will

      or Meth

  • Dana

    Yeah, one doesn’t look like a 40 year old who just got out of concentration camp due to puberty. Something’s up, it could be that she actually did drastically change in 6 months, but it very well could be plastic surgery. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was judging by how crazy her mom is. What really depresses me about his article is how “26 and up” starlets are considered “older”. Well I guess that’s the world we live in nowadays, what with 10 year olds appearing on the cover of Vogue and all.

  • Brenda

    Whatever she’s doing, whether it’s surgery or extreme weight loss, she looks like hell. Someone needs to tell her to soften up a bit. Her new look is harsh, and a little too masculine.

    • Lerl

      What if she’s going for an adorgynous look here? It’s hard to tell the direction a photo shoot might go in or if she just had one or is wearing a certain designer’s clothes and going for a particular look.

    • Blonde South

      Some eye brow tweezers could do wonders for her face. That alone would make her look less masculine.

  • Gina Vera

    Very sad wait until she is late 20s. If you see Britney Spears she so looks like she had no work done, she looks very old which is fine she is keeping it real!

    • Blonde South

      Hey, Britney Spears doesn’t look very old. She just looks her age. Which is 29 I think. Which is not “very old”!

  • dale

    17 year old girls do slim down and fill out, seemingly overnight, but unless she’s in the middle of an anaphylactic crisis, I’d like to know where that upper lip came from.

  • Kris

    Uh, here’s the problem; The after picture on the viewers left has been photo shopped. View and compare the untouched photo on other websites and you’ll notice that here she has not only color in her face but color in her lips as well. Look at her right (viewers) cheek, it’s too soft which is highly indicative of a shop. Oh and Aliana did a reverse Britney, she had big boobs and is now completely flat chested. No plastic surgery for her and it’s obvious no food for her in a looooong time. Anorexic at best.

    • Blonde South

      If you Google Ali Lohan’s before and after pictures, there are several different photos, some were not taken at a photo shoot but where snapped by paparazzi. The girl looks freakishly different… there is no denying it.

  • etm

    Good God she is fug. What is with these Lohan girls ruining their looks?

    • gato

      please please post your picture so we lowly people can bask in your heavenly beauty!

      • Chat

        Are you kidding? I could throw a rock and hit someone better looking than this fug.

      • etm

        @Chat
        LOL!

        gato, please look at that pic on the left and tell me that’s pretty. FYI- this is what I look like :)

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