'Hey girl!' Watch this hilarious, super gay reimagining of the opening song from 'Beauty and the Beast'

Like you really need an excuse to watch our beloved Belle adopt a Honey Badger-esque attitude and saunter around her “little town full of queens and homos” this morning. Do yourself a favor and press play on the brilliantly NSFW “Bonjour” spoof below. As soon as Belle encounters that rude bitch who wanted Marie to hurry up with the baguettes, you’ll be glad you did. But probably sooner, girl.

So many gems in here, and it’s amazing to hear Belle finally stand up for herself and man-voice the disdain that smelly town deserved. I especially love when she cuts off the bookshop owner who’s chuckling “Not since yesterday….” with a so-over-it “THAT’S NOT FUNNY.” It really wasn’t! Bugged me every time.

Well done, YouTube user wehoguy. “That’s how you do it, bitch.” (You know you’re gonna have to do this for every Disney song, right?)

[Best Week Ever]

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  • Ann

    It’s a shame I couldn’t hear the words to the song over the music. Sounds like it might have been something fun to hear, if I could have heard it!

    • dean salmon

      shut the hell up you dumb itiot

  • Therealeverton

    Maybe this is funnier if you don’t like the song in the first place. “Not since yesterday.” Never had a problem with it … girl…

  • cajo

    That was fantastic! Very very funny, and yes, should be done with all Disney princess songs.

    • Stacie

      Some Cinderella comes to mind or the 3 fairy godmothers in Sleeping Beauty.

  • me

    Watching cartoons on youtube and then writing about them, (“OMG-it’s-hilarious-you-gotta-see-this”), on ew.com as a carerr. Ms. Barrett, your mother must be so proud of all that you have accomplished with your life.

    • Ryan


      Are you really talking crap about someone’s job? Really? The person on here reading the article decides to take a cheap shot at the person who is paid to write the article. Some freaking people just amaze me.

      And on the point, I bet her mother is proud. She is working for a large entertainment company, being read by tons of people daily, and gets paid to cover entertainment(which I have to assume she enjoys). So yeah, if her mother wants her kid to be happy in what she does, chances are she is proud.

      If you were being funny, sorry about this, but if you were being serious….well see my comment.

      • Regina George

        That’s okay. My mother probably wouldn’t be proud of me if I had no life, either. It’s nothing personal, I bet.

    • Shadowlands

      Bitter b*tch face

    • amber

      @me in honor of Belle up there and another youtube gem Bon Qui Qui: RUDE!

    • ‘Lish

      WTF are you doing with your life that’s so much better??

    • Tiffany

      Yeah, but i bet ms Barrett can spell “career”

      • Dan

        Oh Tiffany.. You go girl!

      • Mike

        Best. Reply. Ever.

    • April

      “me” probably makes a lot of stinkfaces…

  • wasabi

    Hilarious? Not so much.

  • TVD & chuck fan

    Totally gay. Wasn’t kidding.

  • Well

    Sorry, just not that funny.

  • ‘Lish

    Last comment was aimed at, “me”.

  • econruth

    Loved the “ewe” line … Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie and thought this was pretty clever.

  • Veruca Salt

    Loved it! Thanks for sharing.

  • Voodoo

    Jesus Christ. To all the people dissing “me”, you may nag about his/her spelling skills, but you all know he/she is right. This is just stupid.

    • Andrea

      You obviously took time out of whatever you do all day to watch it, so I think she did her job.

      • Voodoo

        I didn’t actually watch it all the way through. BTW, I thought I would be funny, but it isn’t so no, she didn’t do her job, moron. (or should I say YOUR job, since you’re all defensice.)

      • WowReally?

        “defensice”? LOL
        And don’t worry about the “I thought I would be funny” — nobody else had such high expectations of you either…

  • Crystal

    Yep, that made me laugh. “Part of Your World” next? Please?

  • Major

    Meh. But now I realize that if I want to make it onto EW.com all I have to do is replace any words with ‘bitch’ and ‘girl’ and use bad stereotypes.

  • Mother Nature

    Really enjoyed that. Can’t go wrong with that kind of subversive humor and a Disney movie. More, please.

    • hello…

      you all need to lighten up a little…. well, a lot.
      I thought it was hysterical.

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