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I’m not saying Pippa Middleton and Lindsay Lohan should engage in some sort of cage match or Hunger Games-type competition to determine who wore the glamorous Temperley dress best, but if they did, I would totally watch that. (Vegas odds would have to go in favor of Lohan, no? She’s pretty scrappy.) While Middleton technically wore it first, and in a gorgeous green, to the Royal Wedding of her sister Kate Middleton to Prince William, Lohan cleaned up nicely and (appropriately, no less) wore the equally lovely white version of the gown (guests were instructed to only wear black or white) to America’s — forgive us — Royal Wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. USA! USA! USA!
Okay, since there’s probably not going to be any cage match, you tell us PopWatchers: Pippa or Lindsay? No fighting dirty in the comments section below!
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Pippa.
Lohan is trash, covered in white. Or is it white, covered in trash?
Pippa is older than Lindsey, but Lindsey looks like she is a 48 year old. Lindsey makes the dress look REALLY trashy.
Lindsey looks like Linda Evans from Dynasty!
@Stella Yes. She looks like a middle-aged woman from the ’80s.
I think she looks like one of Gem’s back-up singers.
No contest; the dress looks classy on Pippa and on crotchy on Lindsey.
Yeah, Pippa blows Lindsay away.
Lindsay just blows.
Why is there so much love over Pippa, her face looks like she is in her 40s, and her smile makes her look retarded. I am no fan of the trashy Lohan, but just really curious about the ugly Pippa
Don’t say “blow” – she’ll get excited.
@moviemartin
I think Pippa is a butterface, but she still looks better than Lindsay.
Seriously I don’t think I have ever seen anyone look more unintenially orange then Lindsay Lohan does in that photo there. Is it even considered a tan anymore when someone is that orange?
You guys crack me up! Love the pointing in different directions comment!
Agreed. Lindsay looks trashy no matter what she wears. Pippa looks classy and sexy at the same time, which is tough to pull off. Also–not so sure that Lindsay could take Pippa in that cage match! Pippa seems pretty scrappy herself, no?
OK wearing white WRONG!! and she looks like a call girl. However it was kim’s wedding, so…. naked would have been OK too.
Oh sorry. Just saw kim wanted her guests to look like tampons.
oh – i almost threw up – geez how do you get 2 watermelons and a pea brain in that type of dress. Look like LL doesn’t know either. Ho ho ho and its not christmas
Pippa filled it out better. Sorry Lindsay.
Wow, she kind of doesn’t look like a run-over piece of trash for once in 8 years…
NO! Lindsay needs to wear a bra. Period.
AGREED. Lohan looks trashy because her boobs are too big for that dress.
Yes! Put on a bra!!
no doubt. her boobs are at her waist. looks like Dolly Parton on a REALLY Bad day. this round totally goes to Pippa.
huh? I think the dress is fine it’s the hair that scares me
Agreed! She seriously couldnt find a bra for that dress? She’s so trashy.
I love the dress on Pippa!
Yep. The dress is pretty but LiLo isn’t doing it any favours. And for the love of God, why doesn’t she keep her hair red???
1. Looks better on Pippa. 2. Does Kris Humphries really spell his name with a “K”?
Ah yes, the ole komedy K spelling…
K=Kris=Kristopherson
C=Chris=Christopher
It kind of looks like one is up for Best Actress at the Academy Awards and one is up for Best Female Performer at the Adult Video Awards.
So true! lol
Bezza for the win!
This needs a “like” button.
Sadly, she’ll never win Best Female Performer, even there…. if she thought there was a chance of any sort of recognition at this point, she’d have a c*** in each hand in that photo.
How is it that Pippa looks elegant and LL looks like a porn star in the same dress?
Agree!
Pippa looks better. Lindsay looks nice…. for a 45 year old Orange County housewife.
LOL I was thinking the very same thing!
Lohan looks like a cartoon. Pippa FTW.
she looks wated and pippa is older than lindsay and lindsay looks 14 years older, she lost her looks.
The guests were instructed on what colour to wear?? Is this a common wedding practice or just an inflated sense of self?
An inflated sense of self. One they share with my cousin, who not only told all of us what colour to wear but also asked that none of the women wear low cut dresses and anything shorter then knee length. Yeah, it was a great wedding…
So you mean she asked that people dress with respect????
Come on ? … fine, maybe low cut but knee length? You don’t think requiring a dress code, even a respectly one, isn’t a bit much?
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this was a dry wedding as well…
Too much alcohol can really take a toll on a person.
Pippa looks gorgeous and it hugs in in the right areas. Lindsay Lohan looks like she picked up a dress that is 3 sizes too large…
When the Girls are pointing in 2 different directions, it’s time to put on the bra, LiHo. Game, set and match to Pippa.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
even though i’m american the royals showed more class in comparesin to lindsey lohan the sister of the royal party wore it with class
You can pick any homeless drug addict off the street and they would still have more class than Lindsay. There really is no argument here, Pippa puts her to shame.
You could pick any homeless drug addict off the street and it might actually BE Lindsay Lohan.
If the Kardashian wedding is our “royal wedding” (which is already painful enough) does that make Lindsay Lohan our Pippa Middleton?
No comparison between the royal and the skank.
America…the laughing corner of the world, cause of these freaks. Im American too, but we get really damn cocky at times. Pride is our biggest downfall-we dont always have to out do another country. Sorry, Im gonna go here: another example of British vs. America the trio of Harry Potter then the trio of Twilight- Yes I know Rob is British but he acts like a middle-schooler along with KStew and Taylor.
This IS NOT, our version of a Royal wedding. I would say Chelsea Clinton last year or whatever is probably as close as we got. After all Presidents and first daughters; former first daughters are never forgotten and the highest office is like ” OUR Palace” . So the latest would be Jenna Bush-Hager and Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky. But all women are Princesses on their wedding day, literally or not.