Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tie the knot. Did you hear?!

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Today marked the biggest event of the year. No, I’m not talking about the Super Bowl. Or the Oscars. I’m not even talking about the Royal Wedding. I’m referring, of course, to the nuptials involving America’s version of a Royal Family, the Kardashians. Who needs a dashing prince and his demure bride when you’ve got a former sex tape star and her boyfriend of less than a year? That’s the American way! Today, before family and friends (including Demi Lovato, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, and more) — and, of course, E!’s cameras — Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally said their “I dos,” satisfying a tabloid-obsessed nation hungry for another derrière to examine since Pippa Middleton walked the aisle in April. We’ll have to wait until Oct. 9 to watch the proceedings ourselves — and see if Bruce Jenner convinced the deejay to spin some tunes from “Can’t Stop the Music” (please!) — but, until then, let’s just all think about the fact that Kardashian and Humphries will make more money posing for one photo than we’ll ever collect in one lifetime. Say it with me Keeping Up with the Kardashians executive producer Ryan Seacrest: “Oh, hell no. Say what?

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  • Manny

    I was hoping al-Khaida crashed the wedding…

    • The countdown…

      to the divorce has begun. I give them 8 months or less.

      • Nathan

        Here’s hoping its one of the those Chris Benoit/OJ Simpson type “divorces”

      • bibi

        I give them 3 months, let’s make a bet ;)

      • jessica

        Really Nathan? You should probably see a therapist if you find yourself wishing such terrible things on someone you’ve never even met. I get that you might think her life is shoved down your throat by the press, but your reaction to her marriage is more distasteful than anything she’s ever done.

      • KC

        Do you think this Bimbo has any clue how much she is hated or is she just laughing all the way to the bank?

      • UGH

        I like the body language in that photo.
        Kim is clearly saying “don’t touch my hair or my dress”.
        Either that or his arms are shorter than I imagined and that giant caboose of hers is pushing him too far back.

      • rachel

        I think this whole thing was just a “production” in the true sense: Casting notices were sent out early in the year, In March, they cast the male lead. The performance was in August, and after post production, it will air in October. WHAT A SHAM!

      • Nick

        Heard, but didn’t care…

      • Tom

        The traditional Armenian wedding present is brand new unopenned rolls of T.P. for the spare guestroom.

      • Squishmar

        rachel…It’s not quite *that* fake. If it were, they would have cast a better looking leading man. ;)

      • Kelly

        Bibi wins the bet. LOL!

    • Charlotte

      Wow, you managed to be racist and perverted at the same time. Yeah you.

    • Andy

      Get a grip. She did make her name for a sex tape with an African-American guy, so jay is sorta correct.

    • Nathan

      jay’s actually 100% correct, sucking that black snake was the only convincing acting that moron’s ever done.

      • loretta McCain

        This is to Nathan,,,At least she knows that Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. Plus, Kris is also Black,so what is your point?

    • Cindy

      Well Jay, you can be sure that guy on the sex tape is one of many. That Kris Humphries must sure feel like a lucky guy. Marrying that piece of trash must be like buying a very, very used car that’s been given a new paint job and was just serviced. Everything works, but the mileage figures are horrendous.

      • loretta McCain

        Cindy,, how can you call Kim trash? I bet you have had just as many men crawling between your legs as she,or maybe not . Maybe that’s the reason for you calling her trash. If you slept with any man that you wasn’t married too,you sinned. So,Kim sin is no different from yours. Trash recognizes trash,you get my drift.

    • Summer

      No one with half a brain cell or a ounce of class cares.

      • will

        famous for nothing but being plastic! no one cares! and its nota big event

      • Michelle

        Worse…famous because of a sex tape

      • Regina George

        Will, you are wrong. It is a big event (adding to the decline of Western civilization). And judging from the around 185 comments on this post, some people care. (Idiots.) She’s also not famous for being plastic (?), she’s famous for being famous- i.e. having a sex tape and a successful reality show (Paris Hilton style!).

      • me

        summer- if you dont care then why are you taking the time to comment you dont care?? Wouldnt that be pointless.

    • BLT

      I’m surprised Reggie Bush didn’t show up and pull a “Graduate” move…..just think of the ratings!

      This is such a joke.

      • Dort

        Reggie, Austin, Shango (sp)…even the no-talent Ray J are such a step up from this guy. He reminds me of the cavemen from the geico ads. And sounds just as intelligent.

      • loretta McCain

        So, in other words Dort,you are jealous.

    • Laurie

      armo slut likes the big fat black penis what a surprise there

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    • up yours, buddy

      Only a racist would care what color the penis was. She made a sex tape, profited from it, and pretended she was a victim. That’s the How to be a Star 101 course taught by Paris Hilton.

    • Tom

      What if the penis is green?

    • @Tom

      Then you probably shouldn’t stick your mouth on it…

    • @@Tom

      A lime flavored man? Yummers.

      • Valdez

        @@@Tom,

        You’re a reallyt sick puppy, man!

      • @Valdez

        If you’re talking about the comment above yours, I’m not the original poster and I’m not a man. And how can it be sick to like lime?

    • ecuamerican

      WHY IS THIS ‘NEWS’ ON EW!?!?! THEY’RE BEGINNING TO LOSE ME AS A LOYAL READER

    • Loyalty

      SNORRRRE – boring and sad

  • E! Sucks

    Demi Lovato? Lindsay Lohan? Not exactly the A List of Hollywood. More like E! List…

    • Al

      Is Pipa Middleto is A list for you then.

      • Rosie McDonalds

        You spelled it wrong. It’s “Pippa Cameltoe”

      • KC

        To think I used to have some respect for Demi Lovato…..

    • rerun

      Okay, this was actually the first clever thing said in these comments.

  • Katie

    The kardashians are a embarrassment to the USA

    • Al

      so, you think Kate Middleto is good for USA, please give me a break.

      • Katie

        I never said that

      • dee

        Pretty sure the Middleton sisters have more class in their pinkie fingers then those Kardashian sluts.

      • Yes you DID, KATIE!

        You totally said that!

      • @ Yes you DID, KATIE!

        Uh…WHAT! I’m confused. Are you assuming that “Katie” is Kate Ward? The writer of this article? Otherwise your comment makes zero sense. The writer’s always use their whole name when responding.

      • Jane

        Who cares if Kate (not Middleton but the Duchess of Cambridge) is good for the US. They aren’t your Royal couple. The point is some people in the US think this news is just as big or bigger than the Duke & Duchess getting married. Regardless of your feelings toward the Royal couple or the British Monarchy…Kim Kardashian is miles below the two “Middleton” sisters & certainly the woman who will one day be queen to several countries. I am thankful to Catherine for presenting herself as a respectable human being.

    • Sofia13

      Why is this even NEWS!? These people have absolutely no talent, and yet E! and the idiots who watch this reality show think that they’re great and entertaining. Really??!! I wish they, L. Lohan, C. Sheen, P. Hilton……….you know what the list is too long, but all these annoying talentless people should go away. Yes, I know that at one point in his life Charlie Sheen was a good actor, but right now he’s just annoying.

      • me

        Sofia…..you obviously reading this and commenting on it so its some news to you. Otherwise why are you on here commenting on these annoying people and what they do???? I think if they want to put their life on National TV and make a fool out of themselves then so be it. But i watch this and realize how lucky i am to have been brought up the way i was and not like that.

  • Rumpy

    Wonder how many times the camera zooms in on her wide-angle butt for the filming of the sure-to-be tasteful wedding-for-TV. That Kim – she’s a CL-ASS act.

    • BLT

      yeah, nothing says class like a bride that likes golden showers. when, oh when, will her 15 freakin’ minutes be up?

      • LOL

        That is K-l-a-s-s. You spelled it wrong.

  • Khloe

    Kim said I was too fat to be in her wedding so I ate the 8 tier wedding cake during the ceremony. E! filmed me binging on her Happy Cake – be sure to tune in some night at 3:00 am for the world premier!

    • Amy

      LAME!
      Doing a fat joke with Khloe!
      Never heard that before buddy (Rolls eyes).

      • Joe

        I’m going to take a wild guess here, Amy – you’re a porker too?

      • FunkyApplesauce

        @Joe….LOL!

      • Anya

        Yes, just because she slightly resembles Chewbacca and has the maturity of an 11 year old boy doesn’t mean she doesn’t have feelings.

      • Amy

        WAAAAAHHHHHH
        *eats 2 bags of Cheetos and chugs a 2-liter Mountain Dew*

  • Bruce Jenner

    I was visibly moved during the ceremony – my face almost moved a few times.

    • Rupert

      Did you buy a special set of earrings for the ceremony too? :-)

    • Regina George

      Wow, how extremely hilarious. (how many times have I heard that one before?)

  • mojo

    So, wedding special in October. Divorce Court for November Sweeps?

    • PN

      Oh I really want to know if Scott Disick and Kourtney get married. He’ll probably pull a Sean Penn and sucker punch every photographer or man who lays a hand on his new wife at the wedding reception (after being drunk 3 drinks deep)! And even in his retro ’80s Miami Vice like pastel suits! THAT would make a good wedding special on E to match with the trainwreck mentatlity of some reality shows!

  • Brenna

    I think you meant “kate” not “pippa”

  • Ashley from The Bachelorette

    Aww, it’s love the awesomest?!?

  • tom

    WHO CARES!

    • tom

      waiting for some jerk to post…..”well obviously you do or you would not have read the article”

      • TorontoTom

        Who cares? THE MEDIA, that’s who. Nobody cares about the Kardashian litter but the media thinks that they can make us. They can’t. I don’t care about them.

      • etm

        Yeah, it’s annoying when people use that response.

      • Yup

        Thanks Toronto Tom!

        Why is the media forcing them down our throats? It seems like most everyone is completely tired of this crew while the rest of us are wondering why they are famous in the first place.

        Please stop it with this!

      • Squishmar

        For some reason, their show gets the ratings. So you can’t blame EW or other magazines for “reporting” on these things… blame the viewers who keep them on tv.

      • @Tom(couldn’t resist)

        …..”well obviously you do or you would not have read the article”

    • Claire

      This is what I was coming to comment. Except I was going to add “who THE F cares”.

    • Fingerlakes Dave

      I agree completely. I didn’t read the article because *I* don’t care. I think the whole crew are a blight on the American psyche.

  • TorontoTom

    I just puked in my mouth.

  • John S.

    Just stop. America’s royal family would be the Kennedy’s and not a family that only got famous because the father was a member of a lawyer defense team and the stepfather was an Olympian. I know that sound rude but this is just shows that America is tumbling down into stupidity if the Kardashian wedding is getting this much attention. It is just a barely C list celebrity marring a player that might start or play for a team that was barely a basketball team.

    • Squishmar

      “marring” is right. ;)

  • south paw

    America’s version of the royal family? Are you s hitting me? That’s the biggest joke of the year and it’s not even funny! Americans are embarrassed by this trashy family and feel that IN NO WAY are they anything but royal pains in our a$$es!

    • Al

      you are the one who is embarrassed, not Americans. what is trashy family for you, if you dont like them dont post comment.

      • BLT

        People who don’t like them are the exact ones who SHOULD comment on this ridiculous post. EW should know that everyone thinks this family is a JOKE. I wonder when we should expect the honeymoon sex tape.

      • theDude

        No, every American I know hopes they die, myself included

    • LOL

      America loves crap.

  • Andi

    America’s royal family- really ew, beyond sad!

    • jessica

      That’s the joke.

    • Regina George

      Andi, it’s beyond sad that you don’t get the joke. Britain has the Middletons, America has the Kardashians.

  • Player87

    Who really gives a crap about this woman – other than Kris. Wish she would climb in a dingy with Charlie Sheen and start rowing to China.

    • Al

      If you dont care why you post comment on it.

      • mark

        She didn’t say she cared, she asked why YOU care. And lets face it, why anyone cares about these hos and trash is puzzling to a great deal of people.

    • Ahmed

      I agree, who cares! She is famous for her sex tape! Has no talent at all… only in America would a talentless ho become a millionnaire because of the public! Unbelievable! USA! USA! USA!

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