One day before Kim Kardashian's wedding: How to kill time until the blessed event

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The invitations are sent (don’t be sad, Ellen, we didn’t get one either), the gifts purchased (every newlywed needs a $375 candy jar), and an epic love story that was eight whole months months in the making will finally come to fruition when Kim Kardashian weds Kris Humphries tomorrow in Montecito, Calif. Kardashian, who wore a white pre-wedding dress to her rehearsal dinner Thursday night, tweeted, “What a fun night w family & friends! Now I’m sleeping in late tomorrow!” only to tell us a few hours later, “Even when I could sleep in I woke up early!” What suspense!

Since the excitement leading up to the four-hour E! wedding special in October is just killing us — killing us, I tells ya! — here are some ways to kill the time before Kardashian’s big day:

-Gaze adoringly at your ‘Kim + Kris 4-Ever’ commemorative plates
-Do the next best thing and marry the Old Navy lady
-Call a friend, take a hobby, go to work… something… anything

Of course, no one today is more anxious than Ms. (not for much longer) Kardashian herself, but she can’t let those pre-wedding jitters get to her. She’s still got a checklist of things to do:

-Take deep breaths
-Pick out your wedding song. Might we suggest the dance floor classic “Jam”?
-Direct traffic for attendees
-Remember your dress
-Help us find our dignity. We seem to have lost it.

Are you secretly (or, okay, not so secretly) excited for Kardashian and Humphries’ wedding this weekend? Share in the comments section below!

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  • Rebecca Richard

    who cares, it will never last, I give it two years, if that, she is to much into men, and herself, and shopping.

    • sarah

      The Old Navy chick is waaaay hotter than this ho.

      • Nae

        Yes she is def. prettier & has a soul & class!!

  • Jen

    Is his hand really bigger than her head or is that just the camera angle?

    • callie

      I don’t know but he looks like he was photoshopped in.

  • Erin

    Wow….he has huge hands.

    I give the whole thing 3 years, tops.

    • Regina George

      That’s being generous.

  • crispy

    If ever an event called for a stage collapse, it would be this one.

  • Lorraine O’Connor

    I’m glad that Kim Kardashian has found love and happiness and is finally getting married. Marriage, in my experience, takes work. A lot of work.
    I think my husband taught me a lot about inner beauty and confidence in myself. I’m slim but voluptuous. I’ve got curves and a large bust but it seemed that men were more interested in my chest than my personality. My exes seemed obsessed with my cleavage. They were always going on about my breasts, and in bed they practically worshipped them, while I wished they concentrated their attention elsewhere.
    My husband’s in love with the person inside of me, and the outside of me is just a bonus. I feel better—so much better now than I ever did in my twenties. I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier.

    • Rebeca

      Beautifully said, Lorraine. It’s so true!

  • Kristina

    Kim Kardashian has an amazing figure. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country. She proves that curves really are sexy! I’m not skinny, I’m curvy, but I think that’s the best way to be. Womanly. It’s sexy!

    • Amy

      Oh yes, let’s not forget her sex tape when she was BFF’s with Paris Hilton! That’s how the Kardashian’s were born!

      • angiebaby83t

        chuck bout only bad thing u kan say about her can ye not jst b happy or u a downer

    • greg

      I feel so sorry for you. You really admire this shallow trash because she’s “shapely,” as you put it? A materialistic, self-centered, superficial tart is a “great example to women around the country?” Which country do you live in, exactly? The glorious Republic of Prostitution?

      • Rebeca

        Amen to that. I’m with you, Greg!

      • angiebaby83t

        u tell her greg proud of you!!xx

    • sonja

      But all those curves does not make a good marriage. If she is depending solely on her looks to keep a man she is in trouble. I hope she has alot more to her than a great body. Or he will get bored quick!

  • Merson

    Kim Kardashian is voluptuous, gorgeous, sexy and beautiful. Armenian perfection doesn’t get much purer than her. She is an Armenian icon.

    • kelly

      pure? umm she has a sex tape.

      • angiebaby83t

        get ova it that woz 2007

    • greg

      She’s about as pure as a used condom on the floor of a NYC subway platform.

  • Amy

    IT’S HER 2ND WEDDING FOR GOD SAKES!

  • Clete

    Question at wedding. ” Kim do you take Kris as your lawfully married husband.”

    Answer by Kim “Who?”

  • Steve

    Just curious…does a little part of your soul die every time you write about the Kardashians?

    • sarah

      Most gossip writers have no soul.

  • PDDB

    I thought blessed events are when babies are born…

  • Annie

    Why is every media outlet making this wedding out to be the next Royal Wedding? I am serious, what is the big deal about Kim marrying a man she has only been with less than a year. It is not like she was the female George Clooney who vowed never to get married again. She was always looking for a husband.

    • Bus Driver

      Big DITTO on Annie’s comment!

  • S

    At least EW hasn’t taken to comparing member of the Kardashian family with the Royal Family yet. Just sad E!

    • Nebraska

      The Kardashian’s are royalty over at E-it’s the network that airs their show!

    • Regina George

      Yeah, don’t go to E!Online if you hate Kardashians. Every day they publish a new article, like Is Kim Kardashian The New Kate Middleton? and Is Kourtney Kardashian The New Pippa Middleton? It’s pathetic.

      • duh

        It’s my mission in life to remind people that Hollywood trash shouldn’t be admired, especially if they have a sex tape and couldn’t count to ten with both hands.

  • Hawk

    I’m surprised Kim isn’t letting E broadcast it live like the Royal Wedding a few months back. Can’t wait for the coverage when she pops out her first kid.

  • sonja

    Who in the “BLEEP” is Kim Kardasian? and does anybody care? Why is it we do not hear anything about the real “stars” that are making a difference in whatever cause they happen to support?

    • blub

      Apparently, blow-up dolls attract a lot of attention.

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