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The invitations are sent (don’t be sad, Ellen, we didn’t get one either), the gifts purchased (every newlywed needs a $375 candy jar), and an epic love story that was eight whole months months in the making will finally come to fruition when Kim Kardashian weds Kris Humphries tomorrow in Montecito, Calif. Kardashian, who wore a white pre-wedding dress to her rehearsal dinner Thursday night, tweeted, “What a fun night w family & friends! Now I’m sleeping in late tomorrow!” only to tell us a few hours later, “Even when I could sleep in I woke up early!” What suspense!
Since the excitement leading up to the four-hour E! wedding special in October is just killing us — killing us, I tells ya! — here are some ways to kill the time before Kardashian’s big day:
-Gaze adoringly at your ‘Kim + Kris 4-Ever’ commemorative plates
-Do the next best thing and marry the Old Navy lady
-Call a friend, take a hobby, go to work… something… anything
Of course, no one today is more anxious than Ms. (not for much longer) Kardashian herself, but she can’t let those pre-wedding jitters get to her. She’s still got a checklist of things to do:
-Take deep breaths
-Pick out your wedding song. Might we suggest the dance floor classic “Jam”?
-Direct traffic for attendees
-Remember your dress
-Help us find our dignity. We seem to have lost it.
Are you secretly (or, okay, not so secretly) excited for Kardashian and Humphries’ wedding this weekend? Share in the comments section below!
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who cares, it will never last, I give it two years, if that, she is to much into men, and herself, and shopping.
The Old Navy chick is waaaay hotter than this ho.
Yes she is def. prettier & has a soul & class!!
Is his hand really bigger than her head or is that just the camera angle?
I don’t know but he looks like he was photoshopped in.
Wow….he has huge hands.
I give the whole thing 3 years, tops.
That’s being generous.
If ever an event called for a stage collapse, it would be this one.
I’m glad that Kim Kardashian has found love and happiness and is finally getting married. Marriage, in my experience, takes work. A lot of work.
I think my husband taught me a lot about inner beauty and confidence in myself. I’m slim but voluptuous. I’ve got curves and a large bust but it seemed that men were more interested in my chest than my personality. My exes seemed obsessed with my cleavage. They were always going on about my breasts, and in bed they practically worshipped them, while I wished they concentrated their attention elsewhere.
My husband’s in love with the person inside of me, and the outside of me is just a bonus. I feel better—so much better now than I ever did in my twenties. I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier.
Beautifully said, Lorraine. It’s so true!
Kim Kardashian has an amazing figure. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country. She proves that curves really are sexy! I’m not skinny, I’m curvy, but I think that’s the best way to be. Womanly. It’s sexy!
Oh yes, let’s not forget her sex tape when she was BFF’s with Paris Hilton! That’s how the Kardashian’s were born!
chuck bout only bad thing u kan say about her can ye not jst b happy or u a downer
I feel so sorry for you. You really admire this shallow trash because she’s “shapely,” as you put it? A materialistic, self-centered, superficial tart is a “great example to women around the country?” Which country do you live in, exactly? The glorious Republic of Prostitution?
Amen to that. I’m with you, Greg!
u tell her greg proud of you!!xx
But all those curves does not make a good marriage. If she is depending solely on her looks to keep a man she is in trouble. I hope she has alot more to her than a great body. Or he will get bored quick!
Kim Kardashian is voluptuous, gorgeous, sexy and beautiful. Armenian perfection doesn’t get much purer than her. She is an Armenian icon.
pure? umm she has a sex tape.
get ova it that woz 2007
She’s about as pure as a used condom on the floor of a NYC subway platform.
IT’S HER 2ND WEDDING FOR GOD SAKES!
Question at wedding. ” Kim do you take Kris as your lawfully married husband.”
Answer by Kim “Who?”
Just curious…does a little part of your soul die every time you write about the Kardashians?
Most gossip writers have no soul.
I thought blessed events are when babies are born…
Why is every media outlet making this wedding out to be the next Royal Wedding? I am serious, what is the big deal about Kim marrying a man she has only been with less than a year. It is not like she was the female George Clooney who vowed never to get married again. She was always looking for a husband.
Big DITTO on Annie’s comment!
At least EW hasn’t taken to comparing member of the Kardashian family with the Royal Family yet. Just sad E!
The Kardashian’s are royalty over at E-it’s the network that airs their show!
Yeah, don’t go to E!Online if you hate Kardashians. Every day they publish a new article, like Is Kim Kardashian The New Kate Middleton? and Is Kourtney Kardashian The New Pippa Middleton? It’s pathetic.
It’s my mission in life to remind people that Hollywood trash shouldn’t be admired, especially if they have a sex tape and couldn’t count to ten with both hands.
I’m surprised Kim isn’t letting E broadcast it live like the Royal Wedding a few months back. Can’t wait for the coverage when she pops out her first kid.
Who in the “BLEEP” is Kim Kardasian? and does anybody care? Why is it we do not hear anything about the real “stars” that are making a difference in whatever cause they happen to support?
Apparently, blow-up dolls attract a lot of attention.