Oh GOD. E! is already planning a two-night primetime gala, and they haven’t even promised that the telecast will include the actual wedding! Check out this save-the-date, which is quite proper and ladylike save for the big E, erect and ready for action:
On the bright side, it turns out we are all invited. The chances?!
Here’s a list just off the top of my head for what you can do to better spend four hours.
1. Anything
I wish people would remember she only became famous because of a sex tape.
You guys just want to tap that armo pooty
I wish people would turn off their TV’s in droves when this comes on to send E! a message.
They could probably rake in some extra cash if they broadcast the honeymoon night on pay-per-view.
For Hedda Hoppers’ sake, E!: Must you? WHY?????!!!!! Will E! be along for the honeymoon and video the marital mashing for a full-circle sex tape moment? Then, will E! be there for the announcement of the ensuing pregnancy and monthly reports illustrated with live-action ultrasounds? And then be present for the full-frontal delivery, complete with post-birth placental play-by-play? OMG, when will ALL of YOU (and I’m looking at you too, EW…) STOP with the KARDASIAN KOVERAGE???!!!
Agreed. I don’t understand why EW reports on this KRAP. I have faith it will all stop when E!somehow fails to cover Kim’s divorce.
And I ask the question we all should be asking about this wedding:
Why should we care?
Who is watching this c r a p?
If you go to the E website they seem to think that this is America’s version of the royal wedding. Sigh.
Haha. Im glad I live in Canada where we have the real deal with royalty & not in the US where there is just a bunch of wannabes. For those that may not know- (& I know you’re out there because you’ve asked before) Canada is part of the British Commonwealth which means that Queen Elizabeth 2 is our queen & Prince William & the Duchess of Cambridge are also our Duke & Duchess.
Oh Jane. Spare me your condescension. I think it’s pitiful you’re crowing about being Canadian so you can claim ownership of the British royalty. Don’t even suggest that Americans are a bunch of British “wannabes”. Despite what the BBC would like you to think, we’re not all CRAZY about your precious royal couple. And by the way, you’re patronizing an American website.
@tinaalaan Jane never said Canadians claimed owner ship over the royal family. But the royal family does have a special relationship with us we are there commonwealth. Not to mention how our soldiers aided and gave our lives in ww1/2. Not to mention how we honor Queen Victoria and her children, naming various places after them and celebrating her birthday. Not to mention how we gave sanctuary to her majesties relations the Danish royal family during the war and the last Russian Czars mother after she escaped the revolutionaries. Sorry of devotion and patriotism annoys you but Canada has a very special relationship with the British. You say America couldn’t care less about the royals but your media made way more of a fuss out of the wedding than both the Brits and the Canadians. You focused on the brides fashion and silliness. Our media focused on the future of the monarchy and our future reigning monarchs. America has an obession with royalty even going as far as name the Kenndey’s “American Royality”. How that works in a democratic republic I would not know. Not to mention the countless articles I read about this Madonna being related to Camilla and Diana who are both related to Mary Stuart. And who can forget the obsession with Diana. The only royalty your country has is Princess Grace. Although that Nazi sympathizer Wallis Simpson did try to gain her way in. Thank god the British stopped her.
Also many Canadians have married into the house of Windsor as far back as the 70′s the latest being Autumn Kelly a French Canadian who married Peter Phillips the queens eldest grand child. They just had a daughter the Queens first great grand child. Also Canada refers to hose who are related to they royal houses in not only Britain but all across Europe as being apart of the Canadian Royal family. Our government gives the people within this group the protection of her majesties armed forces. Queen Victoria’s Father Prince Edward, Duke of Kent having lived in Canada between 1791-1800 is the ancestor this group of people within Canada. The Queens Cousin Princess Alexandra was giving the title of “Canadian Princess”. Not to mention the many Canadians who have held royal titles and dukedoms. So you before you go getting all high and and mighty about Canada’s faux monarchy you should research. The British and Canadians refer to any royal making a visit to Canada as apart of the Canadian royal family. It is out of respect and acknowledgement of Canada’s long history/ intermarriage with the royals.
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ITA – blah…blah…blah!
Our media made a big deal..yeah. Ask actual human beings from the U.S. if they gave a damn. Answer: Not really.
And you do mention. ALOT.
Amen, Josh! this family is a disgrace to society and to entertainment. I have other plans.
As if EW wouldnt do the same thing as E! , if it had its own TV network.
I dont think ppl have forgotten LOL
You are so right!!! Is it just me.. Kim and Kris are not a match made in heaven.. there is NO chemistry between them..
That’s just ridiculous!
EW has links to Kim Kardashian at the bottom of its front webpage Every. Single. Day. Yeah, Gee, I wonder why people want so much of KK’s ass.
I agree. They mock KK, but are the first to report anything new about her. I guess they’re just staying on the cutting edge of Pop culture by doing what everyone else does with KK, mock her.
Kim has no talent whatsoever. I have these two divorced within 2 years. Like most basketball wives she will be cheated on as Chris goes on the road for games.
2 years might be aiming a little high there. I’m going with 6 months. Unless she gets pregnant… then maybe 2 years.
This is so unnecessary.
It’s like the musical hair minus the music and completely bent over in front of national tv. Sounds awesome!
So true-and the whole family has made a business from it.
Armenians are great at recycling.
TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH! I can`t stand this family. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH! When are there 15 minutes up!!
EW, now you know how us readers feel with your obsessive coverage of Twilight and Glee.
*High fives*
+1
I get better enjoyment out of masturbating, than watchin this.
Well I hope so!
i get better enjoyment out of masturbating than i do most things. your point is?
This is her 2nd wedding!
Andy Warhol cursed us all when he said in the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
E! must be reeking with desperation for ratings to have that jackass on for 4 hours. what a waste of time.
FOUR HOURS!!! It is not like it is the Royal Wedding. That is just sad!
What are they even supposed to do?
that’s more time than she has been engaged for
It’s also approximately the amount of time they will stay married.
Honeymoon sex tape coming soon.