Please tell me that Matt Damon’s new haircut means he’s signed on for a sequel to Eurotrip!
Alas, Damon, who played a punk rocker who was sleeping with the hot girlfriend of a cuckolded teen in the little-seen 2004 romp, shed his locks for Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium, a sci-fi movie currently filming in Vancouver with Jodie Foster and Sharlto Copley. It sounds promising, but, well, it’s no Eurotrip. (“Scotty doesn’t know! Scotty doesn’t know!!”)