The idea of the next few months being Modern Family-less is more frustrating than receiving a box of Baby Jesuses instead of baby cheeses. Read the full post.
May 25
2011
05:50 PM ET
'Modern Family' season 2 wraps up tonight: We look back at this year's best one-liners
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Phil-Girls! BRING YOUR BUCKETS!
Luke-I’m 12. I need limits!
Phil – “I also have an older model, I think the carpet matches the drapes too, but I’ll have to check” (regarding houses but actually regarding Claire)
Claire – “We managed to raise a girl who’s average!”
You’re all wrong.
Gloria telling Cameron that she had both Lily’s ears pierced and not just the gay one!!!!
Cameron: “Ah, a chance! With our only child… sure if anything goes wrong we’ll just pop over to the orient and grab another.”
when Cam runs toward the guy that he hits with a football, and Mitch yells “hands!”… i’m sorry, but thats the shortest thing that anyone’s ever said to make me laugh so hard.
And Alex has better lines than that! like “well, we took the scenic route but we ended up in the same place!”
Did everyone honestly think Dance Dance Revelation was that bad?
“SMELLS FONNY, CLAIRE!”
and…
“we would be on her like white on rice…. and i know that may seem like a racial slur because we’re white and she presumably likes rice, but that is not what I intended”