Royal wedding cake is round... frustrating those who think the corners taste best


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Let them eat cake! Or something. William and Kate are enjoying two royal wedding cakes today: this eight-tiered delight topped by their new royal cipher; and a chocolate-cookie cake specially requested by the groom. Am I disqualified from discussing the Joseph Lambeth cake technique and the 900 floral touches because I can’t look at the cake and not wonder what The Office‘s Deangelo Vickers would do if he got within an arm’s length of it. Yes? Good. “Why did I just do that? It’s not even that good! I had cake for lunch!… No!”

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  • crispy

    If Entertainment Weekly can figure out how to incorporate Twilight into their Royal Wedding coverage, their website might just explode.

    • Caiti

      Don’t forget Glee.

      Vampire Kate does a sing and dance with Wolfman Wills?

      • banana

        Oh! Well we can dream can’t we?! Minus the Twilight tho. Let’s go TVD, GLEE, POTTER. Now that would be awesome.

  • Jackie

    The corner tastes the best because it’s the part that gets the most frosting! At birthday parties, it was always a fight over who got the corner pieces, or who got the pieces with the flowers on them.

  • SandaSavi

    Wow that is a cake. As a Pastry Chef I can only imagine all the work that went into that.

    But, like the whole Royal wedding it is a bit much. The Cake is more interesting than her dress.

  • Anissa

    Well the chocolate cake did have corners, very sharp corners. See the Royal Family flickr page for images.

  • Stacie

    I know a gal that loves cake so much, she once had one made only out of frosting. She kept it in the freezer and ate it over an entire year.

    • Karate Pants

      Made only out of frosting? Then it’s not a CAKE.
      Oh, and that’s disgusting.

  • Marie

    aren’t most wedding cakes only round? so this article doesn’t make any sense. All of the fancy wedding cakes I have seen are all just towered round cakes!

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