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VH1 — creator of “celebrity”-reality shows that the world watches but didn’t ask for — has a new project in the works. Famous Food, premiering in the fall, will give Heidi Montag, Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub, Bachelor doucheboat Jake Pavelka, “singer” Ashley Dupré, and The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and two rappers from Three 6 Mafia a chance to launch a restaurant. With their collective skills — and hopefully a bucket of Clorox — the 10-episode series will see if they have what it takes to launch a restaurant aptly named Famous Food. After the restaurant’s opening, two experts will decide who is most deserving of a partnership stake.
The only thing I see missing here? Gordon Ramsay. Because I would give any amount of money to hear him call Montag a “[bleeping] doughnut” or tell Staub she has the palate of a cow’s back side. A girl can dream.
But seriously, PopWatchers, how gross is the idea of this bunch being near your food? (I only recently brought myself to eat something out of one of New York’s famous food trucks.) Would you eat here?
Remember that episode of Family Guy in which one of the cut out gags was that Sharon Stone was a praying mantis that bit off the head of the men she slept with?
That’s what that picture reminds me of.
Wow…the definition of the word “famous” has reallllllllllly changed!!
Maybe they’re gathering people of other reality shows who are having a hard time finding TV work or Bravo, TLC or others rejecting them to be on this reality show on VH-1.
I would rather starve
Ugh. VH1 is getting harder and harder to watch.
Or this is a REALLY good reason for all of us to watch another channel. Who would want to watch Heidi or Danielle?? No one cares about them. I think the VH1 programming honcho in charge needs to be axed big time.
If Gordo was involved in this show, I would actually pay to watch it.
Dear Heidi and Danielle, do everyone a favor and disappear. Love and kisses, The Planet Earth
So basically it’s a show about irrelevant nobodies?
Yep. It’s called “reality” tv.
Irrelevant nobodies who cannot get a job on popular reality TV shows anymore. VH1 is becoming the channel for D-list “stars”. HAAAAAAA
Somewhere in Hollywood, Joel McHale and the rest of the writers at “The Soup” are beaming.
Her eyes look dead. Do you think what’s his face killed her off and replaced with a robot?
Well, on the plus side there’s an excellent chance that one or more of them will suffer severe grease burns. So that’s something to look forward to.
woowwww dumbest show ever woooooooow really vh1, you guys need to rethink this cuz its going to be ur worst of worst. You can do better!!!!
soooooooo happy! I love heidi montag! thank god bc i was having hills withdrawl! And of course id eat here!
Oh so surprise to see this review. Tho the concept of this tv show is not the best, I just hate at the restaurant and its some of the best food ive had! Amazing chef!
I would have to wash my tongue in bleach if I ever accidentally ate anything there.
First off how sad isit you’ve never. Tried the street food in NYC. And secondly this show is going to be like a trainwreck.. horrible but you can’t keep yourself from watching.
After seeing the first show, realizing that all these acters are lames & don’t truly understand the industry (as working in the back of the house), why the hell would you hire these acters that don’t know about the industry. Vh1 your shows are lame… I’m sorry these reality crap is making american stupid