From the same pit of comic-deleting existential misery that brought you Garfield Minus Garfield, the Internet has now coughed up 3eanuts, which has a simple gimmick: Removing the fourth panel from Charles M. Schulz’s daily Peanuts strips. Sound random? It’s not: Schulz typically used the final panel to end on a redemptive note — sometimes wistful, sometimes sarcastic — but it always lessened the sad gravity of the first three panels. Without that redemptive conclusion, we bear witness to the true existential horrors facing the cast of Peanuts. The future is relentlessly grim. Lucy is utterly cruel. Linus is apparently some sort of animal-hating fascist. In general, Charlie Brown lives in a world of relentless sadness and debilitation. 3eanuts is a great monument to Schultz’s delicate balancing act — he somehow made the subject matter of an Ingmar Bergman movie seem really funny for 50 years. 3eanuts will also just make you laugh, if you’re cynical, and you probably grew up reading Peanuts, so you have to be at least a little cynical. Good ol’ Charlie Brown… how we hate him! (Via AV Club)
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'3eanuts': Charlie Brown and Snoopy live in sad, chaotic world without meaning, turns out
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Even The Weather Channel has Royal Wedding fever!

With Prince William set to marry Kate Middleton in a mere 32 days, it seems that Royal Wedding Fever is spreading faster than Legionnaire’s Disease on a cruise ship. While it’s no surprise that Mary Hart and the Entertainment Tonight team came down with the bug, who knew Al Roker was a royals junkie? It’s true, y’all! According to a truly mind-boggling press release that just popped into my inbox, the esteemed weatherman will be heading to London to host a special edition of The Weather Channel’s Wake Up With Al on Monday, April 25. TWC will also, and I quote, “look at the outdoor beauty and natural splendor of the Royal couple’s new home, the North Wales island of Anglesey.”
That’s not all, folks! NBCUniversal’s entire lineup — including NBC, MSNBC, E!, Bravo, and Telemundo — will be getting into the act. Some highlights, after the jump. READ FULL STORY »
'Scream of the Banshee': Is it Syfy's newest 'classic'?
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When it comes to original movies, it’s kind of hard to beat the Syfy channel. After all, this is the network that’s given the world Dinocroc vs. Supergator, Ice Spiders, and Mansquito. For its 200th (!) original film, Syfy unveiled Scream of the Banshee last night.
Lauren Holly (NCIS) stars as archeologist professor Isla Whelan, who apparently is in charge of some sort of massive organizational project down in her school’s very dark and creepy-looking basement. She’s got a couple of plucky assistants to help her, Otto (Todd Haberkorn) and Janine (Leanne Cochran), and one very disaffected why-can’t-I-ever-please-you-mom teenager, Shayla (Marcelle Baer), each of whom happen to be in the vicinity (along with an unfortunately placed security guard) when they discover a mysterious box — a box hidden behind a false wall! A box that can only be opened with an armored hand! READ FULL STORY »
Our secret obsession: Marlee Matlin's interpreter on 'Celebrity Apprentice'
Granted, I am pretty much obsessed with every aspect of the awesomely absurd Celebrity Apprentice, but one person in particular has stolen the show this season, and he’s not even a contestant or a Trump. It is Jack Jason, the aggressively animated and overenthusiastic interpreter for Oscar winner Marlee Matlin. Jason doesn’t just translate Matlin’s words — the sassy little scamp also goes to great lengths to convey her emotions and feelings behind those words as well. And I’m not the only one who can’t get enough. EW’s Annie Barrett shares my fascination with JJ, so there was only one thing left to do: Track the man down! And that’s exactly what we did. On the latest installment of The InsideTV Podcast, Annie and I grill the intrepid interpreter about his unique technique, and if you loved him before, you’ll love him even more after hearing the instant Celebrity Apprentice legend sound off on a variety of topics.
To hear for yourself, just click on the audio player icon below. Or, since we’re on iTunes, you can subscribe for free and take the podcast with you on the go. No iTunes? No problem. You can also download the entire podcast right here. And to send a question to the InsideTV Podcast team, follow us on Twitter @InsideTVPodcast. Okay, take it away, Jack!
Kirstie Alley and George Lopez make peace (on Twitter, of course)
Attention world! We can all breathe a huge sigh of relief with the news that Kirstie Alley and George Lopez have settled their feud, which has been playing out over Twitter after Lopez likened the Dancing With the Stars competitor to a pig on his TBS talk show.
After a string of 140-character barbs (which included the suggestion that Lopez give back the kidney his wife donated him), the actress seems to have relented, tweeting, “In fairness.. Mr. Lopez sent me a HUGE Slew of flowers today… I formally accept your flowers and your regards…heres yur kidney back..;)“
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