Jimmy Kimmel's 'Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet': January Jones, Amanda Seyfried, and other Hollywood gals slim down

Hard to believe, but Jimmy Kimmel actually left a few attractive actresses out of his “Hottie Body Hump Club” video a couple weeks back. Perhaps realizing his oversight, the late-night host debuted a sequel to the video last night, featuring his health-guru plan for slimming down: The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet, which involves the simple scientific process of “Letting Jimmy Kimmel eat 4/5 of your food.” Rebecca Romijn, January Jones, Amanda Seyfried, Zoe Saldana, and Kristen Bell are just a few of the Jim-Miracle devotees who swing by to lend their support. Jessica Biel wins for Best Delivery of a Potentially Terrible Line: “I’m world-famous. And thanks to Jimmy K, I’m not a big fat f—ing whale.” (Anyone else kind of want to see Biel in a comedy? No, Valentine’s Day and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry don’t count.) Check out the video after the jump…

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  • BrandonK

    I’ve decided Jessica Biel is wonderful. See her in “Easy Virtue” if you haven’t already! She even sings on the soundtrack!

  • tracy bluth

    Jessica Biel definitely has potential. I feel like if she picked more films like The Illusionist she would be taken seriously.
    Also, is it just me or was January Jones trying way too hard?

    • Henry

      When isn’t she trying too hard?

      Well, unless she’s acting in which case she doesn’t appear to try at all.

    • JD Stutts

      January Jones is to comedy what water is to Japan…a complete disaster!

      • Meg

        too soon

  • Jerry

    Why does EW need to remind every week just how funny Kimmel is? He’s getting just as bad as Leno.

  • ERIC

    Amanda Seyfried was way too hot in “Chloe”.
    Also, Kimmel is so-so funny.

    • alex

      yep. i’ve had a lady crush on her ever since that movie

  • larry

    wasn’t funny the first time

  • Doug

    How does this dude get all these hotties to do this? Amazing. Funny stuff.

  • Kay

    Interesting that the Humpilates skit got the post-Oscars slot. I thought this one was funnier!

    • tracy bluth

      I honestly would’ve watched an hour long version of the Tom Hanks Toddlers and Tiaras skit.

  • Wi

    Ha ha. There just aren’t enough fat jokes on tv. And gorgeous people with obese bodies photoshopped on them. hysterical!

    • Chrissy

      Keep in mind his audience is dumber than Leno’s

    • Dr. B

      I’m pretty sure that the point was to make fun of those ridiculous infomercials rather than fat people. Oversensitive much?

  • Nan

    I thought the Handsome Men’s Club skit was funnier.

    • Meg

      Finally, someone else! I wish we had a Handsome part 2 rather than a Hottie Body.

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