Ahoy! Disney has released the newest poster for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, featuring Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and a few Hidden Gems. (Is that Ariel I see being Part of Our World on that rock? Where’s her dinglehopper?) Of course, beyond the question of how much could Sparrow possibly accessorize(?!) is the query: What is Captain Jack looking at? Answer in the poll below!
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Johnny Depp wants to promote ‘The Rum Diary’ from a bus
Release the kraken!
He is looking at the sky wishing to be cast in the Serenity sequel, wondering why Firefly was canceled
Is that a tsunami
Really, Jasper? Maybe a little too soon?
He’s doing the Faith +1 where you’re supposed to look off into the distance.
Ha! Thank you for that reference!
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.
omg that was the best!
he’s lookin’ at a Hurricane comin’ in from the east!!!
Looks…completely generic.
How? This is so specifically a Pirates movie that your remark makes me think that you use the the word ‘generic’ like Fizini uses the word ‘inconcievable’.
What I mean by ‘generic’ is the fact that this looks like every other Pirates movie. It doesn’t look like it’s establishing itself as anything new or even a reboot–”just another Pirates movie”.
You compare “The Princess Bride” to “Pirates of the Carribean?” Inconceivable!!
Seriously… blech!
It’s not a reboot. And, I’m sure it will establish itself when it comes to theatres and makes a killing. Way to judge a movie by it’s poster!
I reaaally hope this doesn’t suck..that kind of sums his face up too..
the fountain of youth or keith Richards
he’s smelling the fart – aka doing the joey
pahahahaha!!! thank you for this!
Well it is Disney. So the “red-headed” mermaid is definitely a homage to Ariel, The Little Mermaid.
Well, Prince Eric IS the hottest prince in any Disney movie.
You can have him. I’ll take Prince Philip.
I call dibs on Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert and NO ONE ELSE GETS HIM!!!
He’s looking at a giant cue card that says “Look confused/fascinated/slightly worried so people will come see the movie to see what you’re looking at.”
LOVE IT!!!!
The look says “Was that REALLY me in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” WOW!!! I’ve come a LONG way!!!
The poster’s representing the whole POTC series. The ship-wreck behind him are the 2nd and 3rd movies desending into the Sea of Suck, and Jack Sparrow is the only one who has survived, confused about why a fourth film was even green lit.
Lmao, great observation, and I agree except about the second movie. It was bloated but fun and had some really good twists and turns along the way. Thrid one was a complete garbage from start to finish, though, with its score being the only redeemable thing about it.
HA! I TOTALLY agree.
An undead monkey, of course.
this looks like some artwork to some cheesy romance novel, minus the hot chick of course.
He has Gas.
This movie is supposed to be about the Fountain of Youth right? He’s looking at the Fountain and thinking, ‘where’s the Rum?’
Yes, just yes! Most accurate thing I’ve read on this thread!
I think he is looking at the mermaids and concerned if he will make it out alive.