Tom Brady ditches the Bieber, dons a ponytail. Which horrible hairdo should he get next?

Tom-Brady-hairImage Credit: Splash News; IG.COM.BR/Splash News; Joe Robbins/Getty ImagesStop the presses: Tom Brady has a new hairstyle. Phew, right? Thank goodness he got rid of that ill-advised Bieber haircut and decided to return to his lovely, pulchritudinous self — wait, what? He has a ponytail now? Good god, man! I know he must be inspired by wife Gisele B√ľndchen’s fashion risks, but this is one Brady that should keep the style attention all about Gisele, Gisele, Gisele. But if Brady needs to cement his reputation as the man who consistently wears the world’s worst hairstyles (because that definitely trumps three-time Super Bowl champ), let’s help him out. Which absolutely horrible hairstyle should Brady wear next? Vote in our poll below! And who else kind of wishes this post came in paper doll form?

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  • Swerds


  • S.O.

    NOT a headline!!

    • Ba-da-bump!

      It’s more of a hairline…

  • Minutiae

    This is a dude whose appeal I have just never gotten. He looks like the lost Osmond.

    • Lori

      Me either! Yuck!

  • K

    Why do people care about his haircut? Everyone from political, entertainment, and sport shows have segments about Brady’s hair?

    • Meg

      Because he too wants a shampoo endorsement.

    • real fan

      thank you! i didn’t get it either. why do we care about his hair?

  • Andy

    I really hope he ditches The Gisele. This is devastating.

  • Ricky

    If Troy Polamalu can get endorsements for his AFRO, why shouldn’t Tom get some money for it?

    Why is everyone hating on Brady when there are TONS of other football players with worse hair? Polamalu, for instance. I didn’t hear anything from people when Jeremy Shockey had the long ‘do. Why do people get so worked up about his hair? Penis (hair) envy? Or is it because his wife is the highest paid supermodel in the world?

    • Cris

      Wow, you New England bandwagon jumping psychos are touchy. Lighten up, dude. It’s a joke!

    • DMac

      Nope. It’s because he’s a douche.

  • deedeedragons

    Sorry Tom but the only sportsman who can pull over ridiculous hairdos is David Beckham.

  • Meg

    Gisele needs to exercise her wifely power to make him cut his hair.

  • deedeedragons

    Sorry Tom, but the only sportsman who can pull off ridiculous hairdos is David Beckham.

  • babysugar

    i read in an article on yahoo that he says he’s keeping it bc his lady likes it… uh… the same haircut her ex bf Leo D used to have?!? Um, sorry Tom please man up and stop letting your wife turn you into her ex bf.

  • Mary

    Shave it off, you look like a freak with hair like that. Grizzly must run the household.

  • Michelle

    I like his longer hair. Who cares what anyone else thinks? He sure doesn’t – and he shouldn’t. Go Tom!

  • Sharona

    I don’t really care how Tom Brady wears his hair. The man is hotter than Georgia asphalt in the middle of summer!

  • Lou

    The guy looks like an idiot! Might as well get an Afro or go bald! He’s stupid enough to do so……

    • DMac

      He was going bald a few years back. I smell hair club for men . . .

  • Lou

    Brady has now officially adopted the look of an idiot! Next step should be an Afro or go bald……He is arrogant enough and lame enough to do so!

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