Do Richard Hatch's sad blue eyes humanize him?

I hate myself for MANY reasons; feeling sorry for a mean bully because of his eyes just happens to be today’s greatest. Here’s Survivor villain and ex-con Richard Hatch, who shoved David Cassidy literally off the show on last night’s premiere of The Celebrity Apprentice. The CW’s Katie Cassidy (David’s daughter — who knew?!), showed up at the pizzeria and everything. How awful. This would never fly at Melrose Place, on Gossip Girl, or in Sweden.

The sad eye phenomenon has always bugged me about Richard. He is so vile and yet his eyes are so sad and so light blue that they almost seem… considerate? Like if you just gave his eyes a hug, maybe — maybe! — he would stop being awful. But I don’t want to hug him either. I hate this. I just wish he didn’t have these eyes.

Does Richard Hatch practice his sad eyes in the mirror? If you had no idea who this man was, would you consider smiling at him? Maybe just a smirk? I don’t know. This will definitely be my most insane post of the week.

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  • Bud

    I like Hatch. But I can see how I might be in the minority there haha

    • OC girl

      David Cassidy is amazing, to classy to be on that ridiculous show.

      • Tabitha Goldie

        So right you are!!

    • Sunny

      Honk if you hate Richard Hatch!

    • Sunny

      Honk if you would like to see Jose Canseco give Richard Hatch a well-deserved beating.

  • Jen

    I LOVE Richard Hatch. He is what he is, always. While it’s true that he’s an egomaniac, he makes great tv!! Yes, I want to give him a hug.

  • claudenorth

    I absolutely loathe the man and find it appalling that he’s still given so much attention by the media. He’s an eyesore and a narcissistic dirtbag who thinks that the laws of “mere mortals” don’t apply to him.

  • Linnieanne

    You can’t judge a book by it’s cover – this was so ridiculous! DAVID CASSIDY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE HOME, NOT FAIR MR. TRUMP!!!

    • racemomma

      I agree 100%….Hatch should have got the boot. He belittled david during the whole show

  • MisfitSpazz

    Screw the eyes – what about his overuse of bronzer? Seriously, you can see exactly where the orange stuff was applied.

  • Helena

    It’s all about the ratings, folks. Trump knows he has a villain in Hatch this season and will milk it for all it’s worth. What next – a cameo appearance by Omorosa this season??

  • Stacie

    I think it’s like an anglerfish kind of thing. He luring you in with the blue eyes, then his jaws snap you up.

  • Vikki

    Richard Hatch was Apollo on the original Battlestar Galactica series, THIS is NOT Richard Hatch!

    • Jerry

      I went to elementary school in the early 80s with a Michael Jackson. Not every name is unique.

  • cattyfan

    “He is so vile and yet his eyes are so sad and so light blue that they almost seem… considerate?”

    This article is a joke, right?

    • Victim

      Do some research on psychopaths. Especially the eyes/stare.

  • SLB

    Richard Hatch is a scumbag and needs to go away. Your 15 minutes are long gone.

  • chooch

    I agree with you. There is something about him that makes me want him around. If he’d have been fired last night, I’d have been outraged!

  • Charlene

    Why would you keep someone on if they lie? It was completely obvious that Richard Hatch was not telling the truth and a bully. Is that how you play the game? Really surprised at you Mr. Trump.

  • BoycottApprentice

    Annie – as someone as down with the gays as you are, I’m actually shocked to see you even writing about CELEBRITY APPRENTICE. After Trump used his time to publicize this season to voice his anti-gay marriage stance, those who support equal rights for all people should not support this man. #considerthat

  • Angie

    Richard Hatch is a Evil, Manipulative, Arrogant piece of trash! Trump isn’t too far behind for not firing him! Kept in on for ratings and lost a viewer for good.

  • Morgan Wallace

    Once again bad behavior is rewarded on trash television. Always the villians are kept to get higher ratings. rigged, rigged, riggged.

    • OC girl

      Great comment I agree. Buy firing David Cassidy trump shows that he really doesn’t have integrity!

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