Archive: January 2011 (241-250 of 414)

Jan 14 2011 09:41 PM ET

Act now to secure your own Sarah Palin!

Steve Winn, an entrepreneur from New Orleans who once developed a talking Mr. T keychain, is busy hawking an updated model: the Sarah Palin in Your Pocket. Winn credits his sales (35,000 and counting) to “the rhythm, the cadence, the cartoony up and down of her voice. I don’t know how to describe it,” he told The Los Angeles Times. “It’s beautiful. It’s enchanting!”

In isolation, the lines do have a weird poetry. Among the keychain’s repertoire:

  • “Doesn’t it split the cheechakos from the sourdoughs?” In this instance, “it” is the “ice-fogged frigid” Alaska cold that Palin invoked during her farewell speech in Fairbanks. A Cheechako is the Alaskan term for a newcomer, and a Sourdough is an old-timer. In other words, “Aren’t the freshmen lame and the seniors cool?” But it’s better this way — like an innocent question about breads.
  • “In what respect, Charlie?” Have four words so represented a time, a moment, a facial expression and an outcome as much as these?
  • “Alaska!” The keychain includes three versions of Palin saying this word. Alaska! Alaska! Alaska! Say it over again and you realize 1) how easy “Alaska” is to repeat and 2) how fun. Alaska!

So what do you think Popwatchers? Beautiful? Enchanting? Any interest in owning this database of oral history?

Jan 14 2011 09:19 PM ET

'Alien' prequel morphs into 'Prometheus.' We can't help but be a little disappointed.

Ridley-ScottImage Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images If you’re like me — and I know I am — you’ve been waiting impatiently for Ridley Scott’s long-planned prequel to his first, 1979 Alien movie. There are tons of questions I’m sure we’d all love to have answered. For instance, who was that dead, mummified extraterrestrial that the crew of the Nostromo discover on the bridge of that giant derelict space craft at the beginning of the movie? How did that first killer alien find its way onto that marooned ship? And how long had those eggs been waiting to get hatched?

Well, PopWatchers, looks like we’ll be waiting a while longer. Fox announced today that the project once known as “The Alien Prequel” has morphed into something else entirely — a film called Prometheus, slated for release March 9, 2012. READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 08:01 PM ET

'Star Wars' map: A close-up look at a galaxy far, far away...

Being a Star Wars fanatic — let’s face it, there’s no such thing as merely being a Star Wars “fan”means familiarizing yourself with a lot of names of a bunch of odd-sounding planets. Some, like the ice planet Hoth, play a huge role in George Lucas’ intergalactic ring cycle, especially if you need to seek shelter inside the guts of a snowy beast. Ditto for A-list locales like Endor and Alderaan. But others, like Orvax and Lwhekk? That’s straight-up nerd terrain. You probably have to have a closetful of action figures and a Jedi’s familiarity with the Kessel Run to have the name Ord Mantell mean something. And once you get beyond all those funny names with vaguely Norwegian combinations of vowels, you’re left scratching your head as to where the hell all of these places fit into the Star Wars universe geographically. (Is Devaron a Core World or a Colony? And where is it in relation to the Tingel Arm in the Northeast Quadrant?) Fortunately, the good folks at Dark Horse and LucasFilms have a color map of all this stuff (it was published in 2009′s Star Wars: The Essential Atlas). It may not be new to some of the real die-hards reading this, but it was new to me. And I just spent the better part of a Friday afternoon staring at it, geeking out and having Aha! moments.

If you’ve never seen it, check it out below. And for a bigger, more detailed look, click here. Then tell us what you think: Is this too much of a good thing or Nerdvana?  READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 05:57 PM ET

O-Town band members tweet of possible reunion. Excuse me while I become 13 and scream

otownImage Credit: Everett CollectionDear Twitter Gods, thank you for providing to me this nostalgia-inducing boyband news EW’s PopWatchers are about to receive.

Earlier today, Jacob Underwood, formerly-and-apparently-current member of O-Town (the band born on ABC’s Making the Band) Tweeted the best news my inner teenage girl has heard since the announcement of NKOTBSB: “Did someone say O-town reunion?!?”  READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 05:43 PM ET

'Jeopardy' Robot: Horrible machine defeats humanity's best and brightest

Listen, we all know that robots are going to take over the world any second now. But do they have to be so freaking smug about it? Take Watson, the terrifying Jeopardy-playing robot who resembles the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey and has a voice that makes everything sound like an advertisement for hand cream. Watson will compete against Jeopardy grand masters Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings in a “Human Vs. Machine” showdown that will air Feb. 14-16. However, there’s a video of a press demonstration circulating the Internet, and it doesn’t look good, fellow humans. Watson walks away from this round with a serious lead. However, there is a silver lining: Watson fails miserably in the category “Children’s Book Authors.” Awww, what’s the matter, Watson? You never read Dr. Seuss when you were a kid? Oh, that’s right: You were never a kid. Stupid robot. Check out the video below:  READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 05:15 PM ET

'The Office' narrows down the search for Michael's replacement

the-officeMichael Scott is not long for Scranton, but now there’s new info on who will succeed him as branch manager: It looks like the race is on between Dwight, Darryl, and Andy. I’m still holding out hope that Kelly gets the top spot, but if it can’t be her, I hope it’s Darryl.

The departure of Steve Carell means The Office has some pretty big shoes to fill — which is why they shouldn’t try to fill them at all. READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 05:00 PM ET

Unofficial Harry Potter cruise convention only slightly tempting

potter-cruiseImage Credit: Jaap Buitendijk; Photodisc/Getty ImagesBecause cruise ships were an essential part of J.K. Rowling’s stories, Harry Potter fans can pretend they’re “Wizards at Sea” on an August cruise aboard Royal Caribbean’s Freedom of the Seas. You pay for your cruise, and a $250 event fee, so this sounds like a private event aboard a vessel that will also be carrying Muggles. Brilliant. Mischief Managed, a professional ensemble of look-a-likes from the Harry Potter universe, have been hired to run the festivities, which will include, according to a release:  READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 04:00 PM ET

Who should play 'Charlie's Angels'?

So many of you had great casting suggestions for ABC’s greenlit reboot of Charlie’s Angels that I thought I’d put some of the most popular ones in a glitzy PopWatch poll. You know me. I am all about data. I need to be crunching numbers at all times. Vote for the best potential Angel below, or suggest alternatives in the comments. And to reader Chloe — who suggested “Locke as Bosley!” — I grin broadly at you with an orange peel in my mouth.

Read more:
‘Charlie’s Angels’ pilot greenlit

Jan 14 2011 03:41 PM ET

This Week on Stage: Ethan Hawke, Alan Rickman, and Stockard Channing take the spotlight

Stage-Reviews-Hawke-BillieThe collective sigh you might’ve heard echoing around Times Square last night was the sound of scores of journalists reacting to the news that Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark was officially postponed for the third time. (Its new opening date is March 15, a.k.a. the ill-omened Ides of March). But there was also plenty to smile about this week in the theater world, as several new productions with high-profile stars got respectable marks from EW‘s critics.

The Importance of Being Earnest: Brian Bedford’s gender-bending, “deliciously deadpan” turn as Lady Bracknell in this Oscar Wilde comedy (now playing at NYC’s Roundabout American Airlines Theatre) gets a rave from Melissa Rose Bernardo, who gives the show an A–, calling it “a perfectly pitched, fantastically funny rendition of Oscar Wilde’s self-subtitled ”Trivial Comedy for Serious People.” READ FULL STORY »

Jan 14 2011 03:35 PM ET

PopWatch Confessional: Your final playlist?

out-of-africaImage Credit: Everett CollectionRecently, I was listening to “I Had a Farm in Africa,” the main theme from Out of Africa, and when it hit that sweeping chorus, I got the feeling that the notes actually know how beautiful they sound and are grateful for having been put in that order. The more I played it, the more I started thinking that if the last sound I heard on earth couldn’t be the voice of a loved one, that song — from 1:10 on, on loop — would be a contender. Then I started wondering what other songs I’d want to hear, and spent far too many hours on public transportation debating my final playlist. See it below. Then share your own. Remember: These are songs for you, for whatever purpose you’d want them to serve. Nothing is too guilty, too cliché, or too sentimental. What 10 songs would you want to hear before you left this earth? Your list might surprise you. READ FULL STORY »

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