Jennifer Aniston goes almost topless in 'Allure,' and (gasp!) disses 'the Rachel'

Jennifer Aniston covers the February issue of Allure magazine, and according to the behind-the-scenes video, she’s channeling the ’60s and Brigitte Bardot with the help of some clip-in bangs. (View the photographs here.) For me, she’s rendered nearly unrecognizable, but maybe after a woman’s been photographed as much as this one, that’s the only way to go. Just tell me that pink lipstick isn’t back in style. Speaking of trends, Aniston also took the article in the beauty mag as an opportunity to diss that famous haircut she had on Friends. “I love Chris [McMillan, who's still her hairstylist], and he’s the bane of my existence at the same time because he started that damn Rachel, which was not my best look. How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen.” Self-deprecating humor is always good… even when it inadvertently insults thousands of women who copied her?

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  • Damon

    Desperation!

    • Cat

      YES!

  • Devin Faraci

    That’s not topless AT ALL.

    • Jay

      There are a few episodes of Friends wherein Rachel/Jenn wears T-shirts that were obviously purchased in the small boys section of the store. They left nothing to the imagination and let us all know how cold it was in the studio that day. I suggest checking out one of those eps if you need to imagine her topless.

    • Anne

      THat may be only one of the pictures

    • PJ

      Hence the word “almost.”

  • Chanandler Bong

    Vacant.

    • Strepsi

      +100 for your name!
      But I believe for an extra 100 it should be MISS Chanandler Bong

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    That’s Jennifer Aniston? Didn’t recognize her at all. I disagree with her over “The Rachel” too, I thought that was when she looked the best (no I never copied the hairstyle)

    • Halley

      Agree. I thought she looked great with that haircut.

  • Sara

    I thought the Rachel was kinda cute for it’s time. I had a variation on it for a while and it looked good! I think she just hated how branded she felt by it and I imagine when everyone started copying her she felt less like an original.

  • Karate Pants

    Oh, I thought that photo was Lil’ Kim.
    Sorry, as one of the sheeple who copied the Rachel (and thought I looked super cute with it), this REALLY hurts. What’s next? Is Debbie Gibson going to come out and say I looked stupid in those leg warmers and jelly shoes?? Ugh. B!tches.

    • Soup

      LOL!!

    • Mr. Holloway

      Lil’ Kim is good. I thought it was Jennifer Lopez.

      Either way, that teddy bear has a prime look at some underboob.

      • Ikram

        Welcome, Cary!He’s a socialist piitoiclan, Cary. He lies to appeal to voters, to get votes and to gain or power and control. Period.I have no doubts McCain spins his campaign to do the same, but I think McCain has the moral strength to keep America safe and to help Americans by lowering taxes. I just don’t see the VAST majority of Americans being helped under Obama. I’m sure the poorest among us would get tax preferences, but at the staggering cost to the rich . Under Obama, I see less individualism, less American autonomy, and much more government regulation.

  • Strepsi

    You gotta love how ‘nakedly ambitious’ Jen is… she’s always going on about how serious she is, and how she’s all about love, but she’s all about opportunim: the second she has a movie to promote, WHAM! – out come the knockers.

    • Mr. Holloway

      The GQ cover around the time “Marley & Me” came out where she was wearing nothing but a red, white and blue tie is offended by your remark!

      • Marina

        Mr. Holloway, I couldn’t have said it any better.

  • Jacob

    Come on, like we all don’t look back at our old hairstyles and think they’re awful? At the time, it was it. It was like Farrah’s feathered look. I think if we’re to pick one hairstyle that defined the 90s, it’d be the Rachel. Why should she be ashamed of that? Yeah, it looks awful now, but it was quite awesome at the time, right?

    • Ana170

      Actually it doesn’t look awful now. It looks dated. There’s a difference. Either way, Jen’s hair looks much worse now.

  • Hawley

    Funny how Jennifer has any opinion about hairstyles when she’s had the same one for what, 10 years now?

    • BLM

      Yes, this. I’m so tired of her bland boring hair. I wish she would let her stylist do something as innovative as “The Rachel” again.

    • moons

      Yep you got that right…

    • Marina

      Your comment made me laugh. I am so sick of Jennifer, same old crap day after day, week after week, year after year. P.S. will the pittiful Jen ever find LOVE?

  • Jennifer. Stop.

    Stop trying to be 20, be 40, that’s what you are. Nurture a child. Get over yourself. Or, I know, keep a man. She goes out with the hottest guys, but they run after a few months. Plus, how does someone have skin that looks that (plastic/er) good … when she has been a chain smoker for decades, and overtans. Every single time she has a new (i.e., same old mindless romcom) movie coming out, she poses nude. And she wonders why she isn’t taken seriously as an actress.

    • whatevs

      Keep a man? Why, does that define your worth or something? Insult her for anything else, but this one is just dumb.

      • moons

        it doesnt define you but it makes us all wonder “whats up with that”

    • Soup

      Have you noticed that all of the guys that she dated (besides the boy-child John Mayer) almost immediately get married/have kids after they stop dating (i.e. Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and yes, Brad Pitt to just name the ones I can think of off the top of my head).

      • Karate Pants

        Wasn’t that the premise of a movie that came out recently, in the past few years??

      • Ana170

        Madonna once complained about that happening to her.

    • moons

      I have to agree what is up with this woman? She cant keep a man, she acts like she is this health nut yet smokes like a chimmney and her LOOK NEVER changes. Oh lets not forget that all her movies she plays the same character over and over again. She thinks if she wears different clothes that makes her a different character…Someone please help this woman. She is gonna end up old, wrinkled and alone if she is not careful. Lets know forget the lung cancer too.

      • Marina

        YOU SUMMED UP JEN’S 40 YEAR ON THIS EARTH IN ONE PARAGRAPH.

    • B

      Oh, i see, so to be a “real” woman you have to A) Have a child &/or B) keep a man, is that it? How ’50s stepford wife to presume that every woman must follow the same social norms, as dictated by you, in order to… what, “get over themselves”? Perhaps having babies and making men happy aren’t the only things worth living for. Wake up and smell the millenium.

  • Anne

    So tired of seeing Jennifer naked or close to. Seems like she has something to prove, she does it so often…

    • ….

      and what’s with her pushing her lips out like a pouting fish?

    • Marina

      I agree with you. It’s so sad that she think’s she can compete with Angie. Brad made the right choice.

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  • Channeling

    She “chanelled” Barbra. Now she “chanels” Brigitte. I know, why doesn’t she chanel Angie?

  • Jon

    Her breasts should get top billing above her name at this point. Is she really this desperate? Okay, we get it, you’re in good shape and have a nice body. How about making a decent movie for a change?

  • she looks like

    a blonde Snooki, I find it laughable how she tries so hard to look sexy, yet in her relationships the men run within the first two months

    • Irish

      I thought she looked like a cheap knock off barbi. And agree with an above comment, what’s with the fake pouting fish lips?

    • jury’s out

      She fights against her natural appeal which is girl next door pretty not bombshell sexy.

  • SaraS

    I like her, and I think she looks beautiful.
    Also I agree with others on here, she feels that way about the “Rachel” haircut because she was so recognized for starting it. It was very cute for the ’90s, and worked well with her face shape.

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