On last night’s Jersey Shore premiere, new housemate Deena experienced so many Firsts. It was like watching a child grow up before our eyes: Baby’s First Grey Goose, Baby’s First Awkward Hot Tub Flirtation, Baby’s First Angry Argument With Sammi. And don’t forget Baby’s First Wardrobe Malfunction: While trying to show off her bikini body to a nonplussed Situation, Deena accidentally revealed what Gustave Courbet called “L’Origine du monde,” which is French for lady parts. What happened? Over at MTV News, Deena blames it on the alcohol: “I wasn’t used to the environment, I didn’t know anybody,” she notes, admitting that she may have had a little bit too much to drink. “My little buzz turned into a quick hammered.” She claims it was an accident that she went full monty for Sitch: “I wanted to show just my bikini, so I go to take off my dress, not realizing my bottoms are not there any more. It came down with my dress.” Watch the video below.
Viewers, I remain suspicious. Is it possible that this is Deena’s soft-sell approach for turning The Situation into her boytoy/lapdog? (He already named her Rookie of the Year by the end of the episode. What an honor!) Or, more cynically, was showing her na-na an attempt to capture the audience’s attention and start building the Deena (or perhaps the Deena-na™) brand? Take our poll and let us know what you think.
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she was drunk and horny.
i don’t mean to be superficial but i thought the producers would find someone hotter.
plus EVERYONE hates sammi so we needed a tough guidette. this one just ran away.
I can’t believe that people watch this trash! I can’t believe that I actually read this piece! What is the world coming to?
it’s not a good sign.
that being said, it’s incredibly addictive.
plus most people who watch just like to see how these trash people live. must of us are just grateful that we aren’t them. we are entertained by their mistakes.
@Jack
Why comment on something you don’t watch? C’mon dude! Trolling is so 2010!
Relax…You act as if people watch this and say ” I want to be just like them ” Audience are laughing at THEM and not with them, they’re no role models and even they know that. It’s silly entertainment and it’s from MTV and not PBS
Totally agree with this.
she is ugly, fat, big nosed and a pig.
This is a show I will never watch – too ‘tv trash’ for me. However, there is no need for saying such a nasty thing about a woman you have never met and will never meet. You are just sad.
Good comment. I disagree with it being TV trash. I find it quite comical, like the 21st century Monty Python with bronzer. Being so rude, however, is totally uncalled for. Didn’t your mother teach you anything “her mom?”
You are trying to find a commonality between Jersey Shore and Python? That’s just dumb.
We are so embarrassed by our fugly troll daughter. We totally failed as parents, and for that we are sorry.
While I did not watch the 1st season & admittedly only started watching season 2 bcuz of the heavy promotion of the “Fight”, it’s a fun, guilty pleasure. Now on to Deanna. She seems like a nice girl but how could she NOT kno that she was sans bottom?! NO ONE is ever that drunk that u can’t feel that ur exposed
Yes the show is trash but as nookers said, incredibly addivtive because it’s fun to see trashy people on TV…. if they’re willing to make fools of themselves and sacrifice their dignity to provide entertainment, hey I say dance monkies! DANCE!
on another note, she was jocking sitch from before she even reached the house. I think she had a crush or was star struck so she did the groupie thing and dropped her panties prematurely
Yikes, if the Situation won’t do you I think it’s time to step back and say “What’s wrong with me?”
winner, winner chicken dinner!
I don’t think there is anything wrong with sampling crap like this show. I don’t watch it because I have already had my fill with all the Real World crap in the late 90s. So the novelty is no longer there. And while Jersey Shore type shows take this to a new level of trash, I think I can’t even watch it to make fun of them becaue these type of characters used to be there on the Jerry Springer show a decade ago, just with trailer park accents instead of the jersey shore accents.
I can’t stand when people keep describing themselves as badasses when they are not. Deena did just that. JWOWW is the only badass chick there.
Didn’t watch 1st season but couldn’t stop watching the 2nd. Was ready for the third until deena. At least Angelina backed up her words. Did anyone notice that deena was backing up the whole time she was running her mouth. And Im not sure if I was watching the same thing but didnt her dress go up and her panties go down? Im just saying that is the oddest “accident”. She has no self respect. I feel sorry for her parents.
I agree with most of the posts here. I do believe this show is total trash, but i think most people including myself just laugh at these idiots. The only downside is that they are getting rich for stupidity, that realization makes me switch the channel.
Nice shout-out to Gustave Courbet.
Hahaha. She gonna be crack up!
Deena Posted on What a great show that must have been so much variety and azimang musicians and singers. I wish I could have been there.It’s great to be able to hear about it online since I couldn’t be there.
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