Well, rose-lovers, if you’re in my time zone, you’ve probably just finished watching tonight’s episode, featuring the NASCAR date. Do you need a moment to contemplate man’s inhumanity to man collect yourself? Me too. Stay tuned for my full TV recap later tonight, but if you need a place to vent and/or defend ABC/The Bachelor/the entire medium of television, please take all the time you need in the comments below. “Ladies” and gentlemen, start your engines!
UPDATE: Click for Kristen’s full Bachelor episode 5 recap and Chris Harrison’s exclusive Bachelor blog.



Well, this looks like fun: It’s the “world’s widest slip and slide,” in a man-made reservoir in Hawaii. Holy moly, this looks like the best way to spend an afternoon. Just me, my friends, our bodyboards, some dish soap to cut down on friction, and a staggeringly beautiful (though clearly off-limits) tropical location. Ah, youth: 

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: endlessly quotable, deeply nihilistic, and now, posterized in strict minimalist form. Designer 








