Beat this caption: 'When 28-year-old George Lucas first set out to make 'American Graffiti' in 1972...'

When 28-year-old George Lucas first set out to make American Graffiti in 1972, the only time he smiled during the five-week shoot was when Wolfman Jack made armpit noises.

Kenny Loggins admitted that “Playing With the Boys” was not the song that “Danger Zone” was, but he couldn’t help but grin every time that Top Gun check arrived.

Once Greg Evigan tried to shove Paul Reiser into oncoming traffic, there was no repairing that relationship and My Two Dads quickly sank.

When evidence surfaced that Stephen Colbert was really Yusef Islam who was really Cat Stevens who was really Steven Georgiou, Bill O’Reilly quickly labeled the disgraced comic a Pinhead.

These alt-captions for this old picture of Stephen Colbert(!) write themselves, but I know you’ve got better ones up your sleeve. Try and top each others’ witty comic stylings below.

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  • Heather

    SILENCE — I KEEL YOU! (picture of Achmed the Dead Terrorist before his premature detonation)

  • Jay

    no… freaking… way…

    That’s Colbert??

    Even after reading it… and looking at the picture over and over again… I still dont see it.

    How long ago was this?

    • sfday

      It’s the eyebrows!! I love my SC but he’s had his brows done!!! Hot either way, and funny as hell.

      • Just Me

        I must agree..what a cutie

  • silverrose

    “None of you know it yet, but your all gonna make me extreamly rich and beleive everything I say”

    • arben

      Oooh… Good one.

      • arben

        Frak! That was supposed to go under the General Zod comment.

  • nodnarb

    General Zod in happier times.

  • Flyer

    If only Papa Bear had looked this good when HE was younger, maybe he’d have ended up acting as wing man to Jon Stewart instead of Glenn Beck.

  • tracy bluth

    “A young, glasses-free Steven Spielberg never imagined that one day he would produce three terrible flicks about robots in disguise…”

  • Frank Anderson

    “Inside of this hippie there is a real American hero… Because he ate a G.I. Joe action figure for breakfast.”

    • Flyer

      Oh, I LIKE that one! Good job!

  • Cait

    I kept staring at the pic trying to figure out how it was George Lucas.

    • chattypatra

      Ha! Me too. Still, I couldn’t believe it was Colbert either, until I looked at his eyes again.

  • Aaron

    Yakov Smirnoff after his first bender.

  • Oh nyuk nyuk…

    “When Flaming Lips lead singer Wayne Coyne found out that his latest album “The Cyborg Nymphs Vs. The Marshmellow Kingdom” outsold both releases from Lady “Gaga Born This Way” and Taylor Swift’s “Yes, That’s My Voice Live”, he couldn’t hold back his “mission accomplished” grin.

  • jenna

    Someone at EW is a Wildcat to get this photo!

  • MelindaB

    I thought that this was Robbie Benson!

    • marilinda

      Hahaha… Ice Castles!

  • arben

    “I can’t legally say that he’s started snorting coke again, but something has caused Robert Downey Jr. to slim down and smile uncontrollably while letting his hair grow out and play with the ‘sepia’ tab on his Mac’s Photo Booth app.”

  • arben

    “Tons of cash in residuals from the Mac-vs.-PC ads have allowed Justin Long to acquire what nature had denied him: facial hair.”

  • arben

    “Joe Manganiello was thrilled to hear he’d been cast in True Blood, but then came news that he’d need to pack on about a buck fifty in muscle before shooting began.”

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