Image Credit: Gilles Mingasson/TLCSince before the dawn of recorded time, humanity has always dreamed of conquering the wild. This Sunday, at long last, one brave woman will make that dream come true. In Sarah Palin’s Alaska, the former Governor will take us domesticated folk from the lower 48 into the thrilling Alaskan landscape. Expect bears, moose, glaciers, hunting, fishing, hunting from helicopters, the hunting of helicopters, and totally awesome seaplanes. Husband Todd will be along for the ride, along with all your favorite Palin children. The program is supposedly non-political, but don’t be surprised if the Gipper gets a shout-out. Get ready, and click the jump, for the gleefully unofficial, mostly lawsuit-proof Sarah Palin’s Bingo!
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I like Palin..
But I think this Bingo card is awesome satire. Nicely done!!
But besides her political ambition she has always talked about being an advocate for Alaska..So I think that is job one in this show and job two is rebutting some of the silly attacks on her by showing her as a mom and outdoors enthusiast without the horns pointed tail the silly left insists she has.
Perhaps you could entertain us with an example of a silly attack on Palin.
1) Fake mom – that coat fits the same as it did 2-1/2 yrs ago when she was 7 months “pregnant”.
2) Fake mom part 2 – her kids are dissin’ her w/ the birthday cake bash, the boy going upstairs, and the “prom hair” comment. They aren’t being “playful”.
3) It should be obvious to ANYBODY who’s ever used a rifle or a shotgun that neither Sarah nor Bristol have any idea what they’re doing – Sarah’s stance is all wrong, awkward; and what’s with Bristol’s mishandling the trigger while looking back at her mother, and even weirder, switching from right, to left, then back to right?
4) Was it REALLY necessary to bring up the presence of the temporary neighbor, then yammer about spying on HIM (while an unauthorized video shot of him is shown)?
5) That fence Sarah babbled about blew down in a high wind about a week before the neighbor left town.
If anything, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” hasn’t rebutted anything — it’s made more glaringly obvious that she’s an expert at even less than she or her fans have claimed.
KarenJ rocks! Good catch on the pregnant coat! can’t wait ’till Sarah retells the story about how she gave birth (was speaking in Texas(!) late in the pregnancy, noticed a fluid leak(!), didn’t trust the Dallas doctors so flew back to Alaska(!) and was driven two hours to Wasilla(!))
Why so much hate don’t you have a life?
2 and half years ago.. What you wanted her to say 2.75 years ago.. or 2.2 years ago.. total nit pick
I guess you don’t have teenagers.. part of being a teenager is often challenging the rules.. but I guess you think that only happens wiht Palin .. HATER..
Most of the news video you see is of people who have never signed a release. documentry use is difference from commercial use.. clueless hater..
I bet you haven’t fact checked on thing Obama or Pelosi said about laws they passed the will affect you. Why do you drink their kool-aid? Learn to think and question and start with people actually changing your life .. If Palin runs that inlcudes her but its a TV show.. will you be reviewing Snookie next?
JS was going to link to all the silly / nasty attacks on her family.. bu Karen provided the perfect example of how unhinged the Palin haters are. They make the silly Anti-Obama birthers look sane, which they aren’t
I remember seeing a similar BINGO card for Obama, funny thing is I don’t recall ever seeing it on CNN’s website? Why is that?
Because it probably wasn’t funny
Cause no one really thinks Obama stuff is cool anymore.
Oh it was funny, just not news on CNN! Then again what is news on CNN? I guess anything Palin! Man does the Left really hate her! Not much about a conservative woman that the left likes is there? Just a bunch of hateful people you all are….. don’t agree with someone so you got to get personal! Can’t talk facts just personal jabs!
Who replaced my period key with Shift+1! I want my keyboard back!
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Darrin Franich there is a reason that abortions are legal and you are the poster boy for it. Your such an ass.
Ryan,
Do you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”? Here’s a hint, Sarah Palin fans don’t…
That is why she’s their chosen one. They like their leaders to be just as ignorant as they are.
I know the difference and I’m a Sarah Palin fan and you’re a generalizing douche. Yay!
Peter your opinion is pooely expressed by using cheap shots and you’re never going to get respect talking that way.
Ignorance is not having seen Palin talking about her state issues, energy and how to make Big Oil pay up. She was not ready nor well prepeped for national politics in 2008, but she knew Alaska. If she runs in 2012 she will be up to speed and able to talk without a teleprompter when she does.
Peter I think I saw you on an episode of South Park. You and Mr. Garrison seem like the same person.
First Dood, are you impersonating Angry Alex?
To ‘I know’ – if Palin was so devoted to her “state issues”, she probably shouldn’t have bailed on her state during her first and only term as governor to go make money and focus on her personal ambitions.
Whether grammatically correct or not, is it really ok for Ryan to attack the writer by saying he should have been aborted??? But Peter gets bashed for pointing out the obvious??? And I have to agree with Darrin, she abandoned “her” Alaska…not such a super governor or advocate for “her” state…by the way, Its not Sarah Palin’s Alaska…A lot of folks up here refer to her as Sarah Failin’…just sayin’…
lol, here’s a hint Peter, don’t run your mouth talking nonsense generalizations that you can’t back up. So I like Palin and have an honours degree and two master’s degrees. Keep talking, funny boy.
Sarah Palin’s concept of America is wonderfully illustrated in the movie “Idiocracy”.
Well I can see having an honors degree and two master’s degrees doesn’t necessarily make you smart!!! JUST KIDDING!!! To each their own!!! My point is Peter does not deserve to be bashed (as much as Ryan…advocating murder of an innocent poster child and all)!!!
Go back to Alabama you backwards thinking ass.
I don’t think hitting a “Cover All” is out of the question here. The woman is nothing if not an unironic self-parody.
That’s a terrifying photo. Those poor puppies will probably be hunted by her in the special.
true. she didn’t care about the turkeys either.
All I care about when it comes to turkey is if the stuffing is good and the gravy is hot.
Uh.. Carly… I hate to break it to you. The turkey you eat… is a dead animal.
Somebody has to kill them.. and take their feathers off.
Then it ends up on your sandwich.
Get a grip on reality, Carly.
Will I be watching?? You Betcha!!!
Sarah Palin with guns and sharp instruments, what a scary thought.
According to Levi, she doesn’t know how to use a gun. She does know how to pose with one though.
You know that was photoshop right?
Because we take everything a deadbeat teen dad who posed for Playgirl says at face value, right?
Levi’s word is just as good as Sarah. She’s a certified quitter.
Someone should take the sharp instruments from her as she is likely to hurt someone else
So she loves puppies….. but loves hunting wolves from helicopters?
If there is any intelligent life out there in the universe I hope they never examine this woman as part of humanity. I am so embarrassed of our species.
No one told Sarah that dogs and wolves are closely related.
Especially the breed of dog she’s holding…
I always find it amazing how liberals have bleeding hearts for the hunted wolves in Alaska, but where is the outrage for the thousands of abortions performed each year, and some of those late-term abortions?
Are those wolves more entitled to life than those babies?
Because hunting animals is somehow like abortion. My brain hurts. Where’s my tinfoil hat?
well at least your name reflects your soul Ugly Jenny
You realize Elizabeth Hasselbeck said the same exact thing on the View months ago, right? She also did it with the intention to start an argument.
Actually @jodipo you don’t anything about me or the state of my soul.
I know people who do not like Sarah Palin solely for the reason of the hunting of wolves and nothing else yet turn a blind eye on the contradiction of their apathy towards abortions.
Do you realize in schools, nurses have to call parents to give their teenager an aspirin, but that said teenager can go have an abortion without their parent’s consent? Does that really make any sense? Or that there are more laws concerning animal cruelty than the termination of a pregnancy? It’s just a fact that there are people out their who value the lives of hunted wolves than unborn babies. I’m justing pointing out the contradiction that’s all.
Ugly Jenny, you’ve made several foolish and unfounded generalizations.
One is that all us “liberals” care MORE about the murdered wolves and bears hunted by Palin’s (and her successor Parnell) flying death squads than we do about aborted fetuses.
And you fail to acknowledge the high percentage of doomed fetuses with irreparable birth defects who are mercifully spared a very brief agonizing life at huge expense; I can guarantee you their parent(s) prayed for those poor fetuses as they made a terrible decision.
You so-called “pro-life” advocates are so judgmental, and so hypocritical.
And for the hundred-thousandth time, we’re PRO-CHOICE. No one in their right mind is “pro-abortion” and no one in their right mind and OPEN mind would ACCUSE someone of being “pro-abortion”.
So,better a child come into a world unloved and starve to death instead of being aborted before it even develops into anything more than a clump of cells?
Ill go one better,WEAR CONDOMS
But if your “choice” is for abortion, that makes you pro-abortion. Don’t pretend to be against abortion while at the same time advocating that it be practiced without restraint.
To the anonymous coward who responded to me Sat 11/13/10 5:58 PM:
See, that’s where you narrow-minded tunnel-visioned “pro-life” fanatics go wrong, and you do it EVERY TIME.
You smeared me with the “without restraint” label when I implied nothing of the kind…
…and you smeared me by saying I PRETEND to be against abortion when you know nothing about my life, my experiences, my or anything else about me aside from my previous comment here.
“Judge not, lest ye be judged”, and that goes for your arrogant attitude toward EVERY woman faced with a horrible decision.
Since the anti-choice nuts don’t like abortion why don’t they focus on not having abortions and leave the rest of the women alone?
I think that puppy is supposed to be dinner…
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it…..
Zombie.. you are a moron.
She never hunted wolves from a helicopter.
This is amazing. To preserve my blood pressure, I won’t be watching, but I’d be really interested in seeing what this sheet looks like after the show!
The Palinites will be praising her her survival skills, use of a gun, talents with skinning and butchering animals, and how purty she looks in front of the camera. They’ll also marvel at her shrewd business instincts to buy Alaska from the Russians.
I consider myself to be a moderate, neither left nor right but try to use common sense when it comes to politics but I have to say that I have never disliked a politician as much as I dislike Sarah Palin. Her whole folksy, ya betcha stuff, comes of as fake to me. I lived in Alaska for over 15 years and my impression is that she is only concerned about herself and how she benefits from legislation. I am truly scared for this country if she runs and is elected in 2012.
You know if she runs and is elected in 2012, I plan to move to Alaska and find a cave to hide in.
you’re not going to need a cave to hide in. the world will end soon after her ascension to the throne.
I’m seriously considering some other country that U.S. ICBMs can’t reach…
If that happens, there’s nowhere you can go to escape the radioactive fallout.
Then with my last radioactive breath I’ll be hoping Sarah Palin is spending HER last days in a concrete bunker far underground that’s been permanently sealed off by a collapsed entry/exit tunnel, with a pile of corpses all around her.
No Rapture for HER!
What a great Presidential platform that would be…
A vote for Sarah is a vote to get all libs out of America!
That could be a winner!
Elizabeth, I am with you on that.
What I fail to understand is this: She was asked about the $700B TARP bailout program, the #1 Tea Party issue. Her answer was nearly as incoherent as the SNL parody and clearly did not take a position at all. Had any other politician done that in this last election, she would have skewered him herself in speeches. Also, she quit, need I say more?
Hey Sarah – Alaska called. They need help keeping an eye on the Russians from your back yard .Why don’t you jump on your dog sled and head north and stay there, like in the promos…thanks!
pay the usual fee ($100,000) and she’ll be up there in a heartbeat.
Another welfare recipient makes a post.
Stop dreaming about banging Palin. Unless you can afford her fees, it’s not going to happen.
Will there be images of her shooting wolves from helicopters? Or how about a shot of the infamous turkey slaughterhouse she’s so fond of. Amazing how this phoney is able to make millions off of fools
She’s going to eat those puppies and make handbags out of their fur, isn’t she?
Sarah is a rich woman. She’ll hire someone to make the handbags for her.
She always needs a scapegoat
Some stupid fool will make them for her and give them to her. At least now, as a so-called “private citizen” she won’t have to fudge her financial disclosure report for gifts like that.
But for her SarahPAC, that’s another story entirely. Six errors on just the 3rd quarter 2010 report alone; nothing seems to add up.
The scariest thing about this is that TLC is giving this woman a bully pulpit to espouse her insanity. I will forever hate John McCain for giving her this national spotlight and forcing her down our throats. If she runs and WINS . . . OMFG!!
Her followers consider her words to be straight from God. Now that’s scary.
A separation of church and state was never more necessary!
Yeah Tim as you consider Obama’s words straight from Allah.
Alex, what a hatemongering racist. Your mother would be proud.
Hey Alex…Sarah called and she needs you for bathroom duties.
Carly,
Levi says he has the hotub ready for you again and his other California bimbos are will be over later for the party.
Funny—for being a “Christian” (albeit a really strange one, with that witch doctor praying over her), Sarah Palin never ever mentions Jesus Christ. It’s like the New Testament doesn’t exist for her.
And neither Sarah Palin nor her followers have ever considered that Lucifer a.k.a. Satan is said to occasionally speak to mortals using God’d name — it happened to Eve in the Garden of Eden, remember?
Karen.. you’re exactly right about Satan.. thats why I didn’t vote for Obama
Hilarious!
It would be hilarious if she got bitten by a wild animal
Poor animal would die a swift death. Sarah has poisonous venom coursing through her veins. Poor animal wouldn’t stand a chance.
Maybe you should be the one doing the biting Carly since it seems you haven’t had your rabies shot.
Poor little Alex is getting all wee wee up in defense of Sarah Palin. Did you get sent home today from work?
you a dem huh….