Since before the dawn of recorded time, humanity has always dreamed of conquering the wild. This Sunday, at long last, one brave woman will make that dream come true. In Sarah Palin’s Alaska, the former Governor will take us domesticated folk from the lower 48 into the thrilling Alaskan landscape. Expect bears, moose, glaciers, hunting, fishing, hunting from helicopters, the hunting of helicopters, and totally awesome seaplanes. Husband Todd will be along for the ride, along with all your favorite Palin children. The program is supposedly non-political, but don’t be surprised if the Gipper gets a shout-out. Get ready, and click the jump, for the gleefully unofficial, mostly lawsuit-proof Sarah Palin’s Bingo!