Nov 5 2010 03:10 PM ET

'Project Runway': 10 Things You Don't Know About Gretchen Jones and 200 obnoxious facial/hand expressions to go along with 'em

Oh God. Marie Claire has produced this heinous damage-control (?!) video about Project Runway‘s season 8 winner, Wretchin’ Gretchen Jones. A moment ago I couldn’t decide if I should protect you, fellow Season 8 Support Group members, or fulfill my inherent duty as a blogger to post one of the most obnoxious clips I’ve ever seen. Well, I got over it! Who says Halloween is over? Kick off your weekend right with this complete horror show….

She once dated Emilio Estevez? JUST KIDDING? What the hell is happening here???

Which part of this video do you find most perplexing, PopWatchers? I’m going with either the rainbow of feathers to signify a cockfight or the question of why anyone would want to foist upon us the visual of Gretchen getting in on in a Burger King!

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  • Jewel

    Horrible. Was this supposed to be funny? Cuz it wasn’t…just sad…

    • AT

      I think I vomited in my mouth a little while watching that.

      • lisasp

        I was going to say the exact same thing. Ew.

      • sayWhat?

        totally agree.

      • Stef

        what a waste of a minute and a half of my life. gross.

      • Melizaberry

        Wretchin’s acting is as bland as her color aesthetic. If she wasn’t such a witch on the show I might feel sorry for her for being pushed into doing this lame garbage. But then I remember her oatmeal granny panties and her meanness. reap what you sew!

      • Amanda Kiwinerd

        She is garbage!

      • Chilakegirl

        The time to hate on Gretchen is past. Get over it. The clip was funny and I was happy to see her make fun of herself. She won 100k, do you know how little that is after taxes?? It is a tv show. Hating on her? SO lame. I loved Mondo and wanted him to win. But I don’t hate Gretchen. And I am not a huge fan of her style but love that she uses sustainable fabrics. It was a quirky video. The EW write I hope, wrote the above BS for effect – and most of you fell into it.

    • vl

      If you want to buy a “Mondo” or sign up for Mondo’s newsletter, go to lovemondotrasho.com He also has a newsletter you can sign up for there. There has also been a fund established for contributions from “patrons” on Facebook: search for moneyformondo to link to it.

      • starbbycatr

        just visited the site – thanks so much for posting it – love love love mondo!

      • mondoooooohhh

        I want Heidi to walk a red carpet in that polka dot dress! to show nina and michael!! i hate the so much, gretchen only designs for herself, she cant even go beyond her own color pallette, and what looks good on her! uchhhh really disappointed, where are heidi’s german roots when she needed them?

    • starbbycat

      Gretchen is ok – how long can you hang on to hating someone??? I’m over it.

      • Morgaine

        You say “gretchen is okay” but now you’re “over it.”

        Doesn’t sound like you really had a beef with what he did during the show, so there’s nothing to “get over.” Except, perhaps, yourself.

    • Icon

      I think i hate her even more now, even though this probably wasn’t her idea. I hate Marie Claire and Nina more too.

    • Roma

      Very sad. There was a very big miscalculation done here. In previous seasons someone may have wished someone else won besides the winner, but they didn’t out and out hate the winner. The editors created Gretchen the easily hateable and then the judges/producers named her the winner, without any redemption in between. Remember, this is all a scripted story for the producers, there is no reality in reality television. Try and get a grip LOL.

    • renee

      it wasn’t funny.

  • gretchen is stoopid.

    The worst part was the Kenmore ad before the clip.

    • Ana170

      Really? I thought that was the best part. That’s an awesome looking fridge.

      • Summer

        Heck, I want that fridge.

    • Millian

      Hell yeah, the Kenmore has FAR better design and styling than Gretchen. Although, in fairness, I do think Gretchen does have it beat in the ability to exude coldness.

      • Liz

        LOL! Wish I had said that.

      • veronica

        like.

      • J-Dawg

        I’d wear the BOX that the Kenmore comes in before wearing any of Wretched’s designs!

  • AlisonL

    Um wow. That’s 1.5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. If this is the attempt to get us to like Gretchen, they definitely have the wrong idea. Epic Fail.

    Of course, maybe Michael and Nina thought this was the best ad that was submitted. ;)

    • LoveBug68

      WIN!

    • Morgaine

      I think it is also an insult to us and the outrage we feel over that bizarre Season 8. From start to finish, it was one long trip on the ewwwwww train. When I think of it, I grimace.

  • srsly?

    OH MY LORD THIS VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO CLAW MY EYES OUT. How in Tim Gunn’s green earth did anyone O.K. this video?! I think it is Marie Claire’s secret way of letting everyone know they hate her too, because seriously. That. was. terrible.

    • Brigid

      10 points for “Tim Gunn’s green earth.”

      • strickens_girl

        I’m going to start saying that all time.

      • nodnarb

        I have added it to my list of snappy gay patter. It’s been a good week thanks to this quip and “That gay cruise ship has sailed.” Snaps!

      • LR

        …amazing. new favourite saying

      • gigi

        @nodnarb…”snappy gay patter” I love it!

      • nodnarb

        I’d still do her, though. She’s hot.

      • KC

        New favorite saying too. Win!

    • BarbE

      I need eye bleach now. I need brain washing. bleck

    • stop trying to make “fetch” happen!

      “I’m going to start saying that all time.”
      :D you just made my day!

    • Sharon

      THAT’S IT, MARIE CLAIRE IS THROWING THE WRETCHED ONE UNDER THE BUS!!!!!!

  • Kristina

    So full of fail. Fail, I say. Fail!

  • Heather

    Gretchen, if you’re trying to IMPROVE your image, then, um, FAIL.

  • Sara123

    …..wow……..

  • lisa

    Just when I though she couldn’t get any more unlikable….
    especially the last “fact”. Really, Gretchen, really?

    • Katja

      Yeah, this was incredibly obnoxious. Although…I actually feel a little bad for Gretchen in this. It seems to have been a Marie Claire idea or something – it’s totally damage control. So I can’t imagine Gretchen came up with doing this, but she played along and gave it her best. As with her designs on the show, I thought her “best” was pretty painfully unpleasant, but I feel like I can’t hold this one against Gretchen. She’s now in the hands of a PR machine that needs to make Project Runway viewers less PO’d about the whole situation, so I feel like I should blame Marie Claire or Lifetime or someone else for this godawful video.

      • KC

        I would say Marie Claire put her up to it but Gretchen is all over that. She was always trying to do unfunny sound bites and little visuals (spreading herself out on the runway at fashion week)…and the video is all ME-ME-ME! Something she must have loved. Fail!

      • Morgaine

        Gosh, you sound just like Gretchen. She NEVER thinks anything is her fault. She has not taken responsibility for one bad thing, that occurred because of her. Even when she had her meltdown on the runway, E13, she blamed on being “sick of the challenges.”

        I heard an interview with someone working for an Oregon publication or website, and she is absolutely certifiably looney.

        She said “I’m gonna take New York by storm!”

        OMG. Nurse, would you please get Ms. Jones meds for her?

  • Scooter

    can i please unwatch that???

    • BarbE

      What has been seen cannot be unseen.

      Wishing I wasn’t so curious at times.

  • Madge

    I kind of liked it.
    I didn’t like her on the show but I think this was cute.

    • Kristina

      Awww, look at Gretchen’s mom coming out to support her daughter. Adorbs.

    • trishka

      I kind of liked it too.

      • jmcg

        That’s what Marie Claire wants you to think. They think if they try to make fun of how Gretchen was shown on PR, she and Nina Garcia wouldn’t be in the PR fans’ doghouse right now. Don’t fall for it. Gretchen had no problem being her awful self on the show and no amount of produced ads will change that. Gretchen shouldn’t have won and PR really needs new judges.

  • CoCo Chenille

    I got a laugh reading the names of the related categories under Annie’s byline. See, there was a benefit. :) PR sucks. Mondo rules.

    • Laura

      Thanks for pointing them out – I would have missed them, and you’re right. *They* were funny.

      • Lee

        Hysterical, Annie!

    • jen_s

      CoCo – thank you! That was the only redeeming part of this travesty! Truly funny.

    • Kayne

      Yes!! That was my favorite part!! Annie, you rock :-)

  • zoe

    I’m sorry but I found it funny? It was so bad you have to laugh at the awkward stupidity of it.

  • jcpdiesel21

    That was… bizarre. Interesting damage control there, Marie Claire.

  • Big E

    Why do I feel like I lost a little bit of my soul after watching that?

  • Julie

    That was the worst thing I have ever seen. Still hate Gretchen.

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