Good thing we can still use it on EW.com! The Oprah Winfrey Network will be “fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches,” Oprah said at Maria Shriver’s Women’s Conference yesterday. “Imagine that. Imagine.” Well, s—. Now now one will want to be on her f—ing show.
Are there any other words we want preemptively banned from OWN? Harridan? Wanton Woman? Quagmire? Isotope? Moist?
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Baggage. Also let’s eliminate all the pronouns.
SO I guess they won’t be airing Breaking Bad re-runs anytime soon.
Random selection from my dictionary: nudge. It was either that or ‘nucleosome’ and there’s just no way I’m doing without that word, b*tch.
LOL!! Thanks, I needed that!
I’ll bet that Oprah will never ban the phrase “Messiah Complex” from her network.
Words Oprah uses that I’d like to ban? Vajayjay.
Ugh, I agree.
Ugh, OWN will suck if it censor’s itself too much. No reruns of Dolores Claiborne or Aliens. Ridiculous Oprah, ridiculous…
Did Oprah actually SAY she was banning the word? That quote up there doesn’t say she’s banning the word. It just says she wants OWN to be a positive channel. I think this story has been manufactured out of nothing.
I propose banning “Aha Moment.”
All hail Popess Oprah.
Don’t forget to kiss her ring when you go on any of her shows.
According to the memo C**t is still acceptable.
The big “O” needs to shut her hole! She’s such and F’ing C*U*N*T!
I’d like to go beyond banning words and start banning phrasing of certain words…ie you can no longer say Oprah’s Special Show as “Ooooopraaaaah’s Special ShhhhooooOOOOOOWWWWW”
I would like to never hear the word “she-ro” again (a female hero, which Oprah could just call a hero or, if she needs to be gender-specific, a heroine).
Trollop! Tart! Harlot!
How is Gail going to know Oprah is talking to her?
Best. Comment. Yet.
Well played, Buffy Freak. Well played.
Should read: “Now no one will want to be on her f—ing show”.
Oh, and this is f—ing stupid.