Bruce Willis stopped by David Letterman last night, wearing the worst hairpiece since the ones he showcased in Jackal. Actually, it was a Lady Gaga-inspired 100 percent ground beef sirloin meat toupee, but it looked more like Willis had stripped off his skull cap and put it back on inside-out. When Willis offered Letterman up a seasoned sample, I winced, flashing back to the gruesome Anthony Hopkins/Ray Liotta scene in Hannibal. Have a taste.
Overall, rather funny. I didn’t think Willis came off as a meathead at all.
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Willis was on Letterman to promote his upcoming movie, Fry Hard.
I thought it was a sequel to Grindhouse.
Anyi? Cai? I think you have THE SAME BOYFRIEND!
Does anyone know where I can meet atractive young girls (over 18 of course) that will treat me like a king? Anyone? I know this is an entertainment website but I figured i’d give it a shot…. anyone? Hello? Any thoughts at all?
First Bitches!
d’oh! Second
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I guess as you age, you need to be a new definition of “beefy.”
You can’t say he didn’t meat our expectations, that’s for sure.
Now that’s entertainment…
Nice!
Now that is entertainment..
Is that meat…raw??