Image Credit: Mark FellmanNo, we won’t ever let Bones live down that Avatar episode. Recurring Bones guest star Joel David Moore, who’s known to the masses for working alongside Sam Worthington and Sigourney Weaver in Avatar, has been added to the cast of Shark Night 3-D, which will be directed by Snakes on a Plane’s David Ellis and produced by The Bachelor‘s Mike Fleiss. Per The Hollywood Reporter, Moore will play “a socially awkward guy who fancies himself a young Brad Pitt” in the film, which centers on friends who spend a weekend at a Louisiana lake that becomes feeding grounds for sharks, thanks to greedy locals with an agenda. The script is penned by Jesse Studenberg and Will Hayes, the latter of whom’s credits include Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins and Assy McGee, according to the IMDB. Moore is joined by The O.C.‘s Chris Carmack, Sinqua Walls (Friday Night Lights), and Alyssa Diaz (the upcoming remake of Red Dawn).
As someone who watches Jaws 3-D every time it’s on TV, I cannot pretend I’m above seeing this. If the Bones producers were smart, they’d take the piss out of themselves for last season’s Avatar ad, and work in a more clever nod to this film, even if 20th Century Fox isn’t the studio behind it. Suggestions? Perhaps a gruesome murder could occur in the top row of a poorly-attended midnight showing of Shark Night 3-D. The victim would have gone to see the film alone — what I will no doubt have to do — and that’s why he or she needs to be identified. I’ve been in a large movie theater before with only a couple of other people, and the thought did cross my mind that I was vulnerable. It’s dark and loud, you’re engrossed in the movie (especially if it’s 3-D), and you wouldn’t see someone approach you. Any other ideas?
He’ll always be that guy from “Grandma’s Boy” to me.
He’ll always be that guy from “Hatchet” to me.
‘Adios turdnuggets’ always pops into my brain whenever I see him.
i forgot he was in grandmas boy
When my girlfriend works on Saturdays, that’s when I sometimes slip over to the movie theatre by myself to see the junky movies I don’t want to waste her time on…
…thanks to this post, next time I go, I’m going to be worried about getting murdered. Thanks, Mandi!
Ha! My thoughts exactly. I love going to the movies alone on occasion and until now I’ve never considered that I could be murdered by a fellow cinephile. Jeez Mandi – you may have just single-handedly given me a new irrational fear to worry about.
No one gives a rat’s *** about Bones after the way they have treated their viewers. Yawn.
I give a rat’s *** – Bones is awesome!
I LOVE BONES. . .Sorry, not sure what they did not me as a viewer.
Haha, what? By providing their viewers with entertainment for the past 6 years? Damn, I feel violated.
Their viewers? They did nothing to me. Please to be reminding me of this crime they supposedly committed?
Well… if entertaining me (a viewer since season 1) is a crime, then I say bring it on! I’m not complaining.
Oh, and thanks Mandi! I won’t be able to go to the movies alone again until I get over this new “being killed at the cinema” phobia 0_0
It is discovered that the victim died of extensive blood loss due to a shark bite … write your way out of that one Hart.
entertain me for 5seasons looking forward to the 6.
Hart! If you can read this. How about paying homeage to “Jaws”! The first one. Have some people on a boat getting attacked completely out of nowhere.Add your brilliant way of thinking and add something no one is expecting at all.It should make “Shark Night 3 even more interesting!