'Real Housewives of New Jersey' star Danielle Staub's repertoire now includes dance numbers

So what if Danielle Staub was really fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? That’s not going to stop the world from hearing the song that’s in her heart. Who cares about a reality show when you’ve got a dance remix? You may have thought things were getting weird when we watched Danielle perform her debut single “Real Close” with “lesbian superstar Lori Michaels” on Watch What Happens: Live, but that was before the hair pull, the lawsuit, Kim G., “square tit,” “proverbial,” “woman,” and “clown.” After being called garbage (again) on last night’s finale, today, Danielle just wants to dance. Lucky for us, the Morning Show Gods gave her some airtime.  Watch Danielle, Lori, and dancers perform “Real Close (Dance Remix)” below:

At least she’s committed (though not in the way you might have hoped). And yes, they’re wearing “Danielle’s Mafia” tank tops, but wouldn’t it be better if Danny and He Who Doesn’t Speak were the backup dancers? (They are a part of Big D’s mafia). Will this remix be blasting through speakers at clubs around New York in a month’s time? How long until Bravo announces the premiere date for Danielle Attempting a Singing Career?

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  • cheekypanda

    aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ((deep breaths)) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    what. is. THAT.

    • Lorraine

      CHEEKYPANDA……FAVORITE comment EVER! LOL!

    • Ang

      my thoughts exactly..ha ha…then UGH!!

    • susan

      can someone not signed her you can tell that she not even singing

  • Wudafudga

    Fail, looks like a circus. and obvious the song is full of autotune

  • brianne

    She has to be certifiable!!!You can’t sing and all you do is stand there shaking your hips you old clam strupper! And whoevers idea it was to put her on TV?!? They must enjoy laughing at people. I know I just did! Thanks Danielle!

  • sharron

    I will keep you in my prayers,it is so sad you have not seen the light. God please let you see the light and turn you around,it is no joke to play with God,and carma has nothing to do with it,shame on you!

  • Sam

    What are you guys talking about? This was great! Funniest thing I have seen all week. She should go to vegas, she’s a great comedian

  • BeBe

    You have got to be kidding me! Why oh Why? This must be a joke right?

    • misty

      I feel the same. this can not be serious.

  • Frankie

    This is really embarassing to watch – she can’t possibly be thinking of her daughters’ best interests to pursue this. She does not have the talent to sing but even if she did, at her age, I’m not sure the tanks, tight jeans and grinding on stage is the route to take. She is in a bad place right now and I really hope for her daughters’ sakes that she changes her priorities. God Bless

    • Cindy

      She will never change her priorities. This woman has never done a decent day’s work in her life and if she can’t glom onto some guy for his money, then she’ll do whatever else comes easy such as stripping or REALLY bad singing. I hate to say this about the kid Jillian, but I see where she gets her singing talent.

  • misty

    I seriously do not know what is worse- the singing or the dancing?? I can not even believe this was on television. It was like a talent show act that went bad- real bad!

  • Sane Lady

    OMG that was hilarious! Aweful but hilarious!

  • lele

    Omg! somebody shoot me. scary

  • Dr Rand Pink

    Enjoying my RHONJ “PROSTITUTION WHORE!” ring tone I just sold to an app incubator company

  • webgirl

    oy

  • Cheryl

    OMG – My sisters and I could do better LMAO This woman needs to have her head checked, I am sooo serious, there has to be something wrong with her, especially when she thinks she has done NOTHING WRONG – OK!!!! Get a life you money loving piece of work LOL

  • Stacey

    I can’t believe she won’t go away! This is horrible, it just doesn’t get better. Those poor dancers, they must need the money, how embarrasing.

    • t from v

      ha, ha, ha…you sound as silly as the Manzo family. always saying she should go away, but here you are, seeking her out. what are you doing here if you don’t want her around?! lol!

      • bullpoop

        hi, danielle!

  • Babs

    That was embarrassing to watch!!! They’re both a couple of fools capitalizing on 15 minutes of fame.

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