Lunchtime Poll: Is Kim Kardashian more hairless than a hairless cat?

Hair sucks. It falls out. It turns gray. It starred in Hair, which is the worst hippie show ever (hey, Godspell‘s bad, but don’t be hating on Hippie Christ!) Kim Kardashian feels your pain. She’s taking a stand. In the upcoming issue of Allure, the reality star says, “My entire body is hairless.” (She probably said that while writhing naked in an abstract gray universe.)

So, PopWatchers, is Queen Kardash going all Alien 3 on us? Or is this all a big lie? Does Kim Kardashian pass the Mr. Bigglesworth test?

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  • metalpetalz

    What are these idiots famous for?

  • Alia

    If you put a wig on the cat, it would be a tie. (Please put a wig on the cat.)

    • Madd

      Also give the cat raccoon eye makeup.

      • Mary

        Also, fake eyelashes. And draw on some eyebrows.

    • DK

      Yes, please!

    • Hypnogal

      LOL!

  • Arabang

    $ex Tape=$

  • Ceballos

    That is one hairless p—y.

    • Liz

      lol!!

    • Kristen

      I think you mean 2.

    • Steve

      WIN!!!

  • b

    The cat and Kim Kardashian have the same amount of talent….

    • Madd

      the cast is totally out-posing her though.

    • Alex

      That’s a terrible insult to that cat!

      • Antonio

        I agree. I bet the cat has a lot more talent.

  • Stephanie T.

    Actually, the Sphynx is not truly hairless. It has hair but it is very short and fine. Also to Ms. Kardashian, there is such a thing as too much information.

  • Fluffer

    She’s so dumb she forgot the hair on her head. And the hair on her back.

  • Christian

    No picking on Godspell! Although:

    “God, why do you wear those rainbow suspenders?”
    “Well, l could tell you, but I’d rather show you… through interpretive dance.”

  • JJ

    Yea she has a hairy Va-jay-jay cause I seen it on her sex tape.Why r u even writing about KimK she is and always will be a ho fo sho!

    • Jen

      It is not called a Va-jay-jay; it’s a vulva.

    • m320753

      people are writing about kim because people like you keep buying the magazines

  • Sarah

    I swear when that cat hisses, I hear it say “Raaaachael!”!

    • Madd

      Great, now Monica’s going to take all the fun out of this game of catch.

      • Meghan

        Love the Friends reference! That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the pic!

    • Nick

      So what is this, some sort of snake or something?

    • Sarah

      Why is your cat in my bowl?

      It’s not. I’m defrosting a chicken.

  • Steve

    I’ll have to do a full body exam of Ms. Kardashian to see if what she says is true…

  • gabby

    Sick of her!

    • underGsouljah

      dis is not so gud

  • abubakar

    i think she is sexy

  • Jimena

    the cat is better looking

  • vin

    obviously, this writer is a idiot. go get something productive to write about. Looser!

    • pastafarian

      looser than what?

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