Warren the Ape reveals what he'd like to do with Jennifer Aniston and will now take your questions

warren-the-apeImage Credit: MTV; Janet Mayer/PR PhotosLast week, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she is obsessed with Warren Demontague, the D-list actor and fabricated American who stars in his own MTV reality show, Warren the Ape (Mondays, 10:30 p.m.), which follows his road to recovery under the guidance of Dr. Drew Pinsky. She said she even has an autographed 8×10 of Warren hanging in her kitchen. Contacted by EW and asked what he’d signed the headshot, Warren admits, “Don’t tell Dr. Drew Pinsky, but I was a little loaded the night I signed it. I believe it was most likely a ribald sketch, a drink recipe, and my phone number. To my knowledge she never called, so I hope she enjoyed the bananatini.” He also added, “Most celebrities want nothing to do with me since my career tanked. I swear, even O.J. Simpson says I’m bad for his image. But if my show can reach just one attractive person in this crazy industry, then perhaps there’s hope. And maybe this washed up Ape is finally ready for his spin cycle.”

Aniston has said she’s already brainstorming ways for her to pop up on his show. What would Warren like to do with her? Other than the entire Kama Sutra?,” he tells EW. “Honestly, I would want to do nothing to betray the integrity of my show, which is 100 percent reality. We’d start by just having a light lunch while the cameras were on, and see where things naturally led. But I suppose if it helped ratings we could also try playing a former astronaut and mystery writer who pose as Top Chefs to solve supernatural crimes for America’s culinary elite. You know, so long as it felt real.”

In PopWatch’s great tradition of interviewing our favorite D-list reality stars (see Q&As with: Scott Baio, Christopher Atkins, and Adrian Zmed), we’ve arranged for Warren the Ape to answer your questions. Submit them by noon ET Wednesday, and come back next Monday for his answers. Below, watch a clip from tonight’s new Warren the Ape, which finds him not working through his anger issues with Mick ‘Mankind’ Foley after they meet in a fast food restaurant, bond in a strip club, and decide to play miniature golf.

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  • LOL

    Well he would treat her better then Brad Pitt the filthy jerk

  • steph

    Ah I love Warren the Ape! Ever since the Greg the Bunny days!

    Also @LOL it’s been like 5 years…time to move on sweetie.

  • Jose

    Warren how can you live with yourself?!?

  • devilsidkick

    Warren your the APE dude if you get any of that sweet stuff let us know.

  • Paulie

    she’s becoming more and more desperate to stay in the news. How sad is that?

    • babou

      Yep, Jennifer seems to hitch her wagon to anyone who is new and more “in” than she is currently. It’s like she’s begging to be hired now (last week Arresded Dev. now this)

      • luciana

        YOU ARE CORRECT…It is the ONLY way she can stay in the limelight-

    • PENNY

      The Jolie-Pitts are in American and Aniston is doing her utmost to keep her name in the news since they are back–It is sooooo PATHETIC

    • Gina

      She is desperate to be in the news-A has been-she needs to give us a break-

    • Ben

      She needs to get a life other than doing movies that tank and be in the news talking about wanting babies when she doesn’t and can’t even find a man-Plus isn’t she like 46 years old or something-Can she still produce? It is a sad for anyone-Snookie gets more attention than she does and thats pretty sick

  • darclyte

    I am so glad that Warren has his own show as well as the return of Fabricated Americans to a bigger network. Now if only Count Blah would make an appearance.

  • luciana

    well if hes male-she might finally have found a father for a kid and stop obsessing about Pitt

  • Jane

    Tired of her and Snookie

  • jerryhedrick

    warren can i blow you please

  • wow

    wow – lulciana=Penny=Gina= Ben = the same delusional loon. amazing. makes me love Jen even more if she can inspire such obsession.
    Aniston hitching her wagon to warren the ape? are you joking? – she probably got Warren much needed publicity…Aniston is and has been famous – well over a decade. such delusional tools some of these posters are…

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