Image Credit: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin.comI mean, I know posting a photo of David Hasselhoff posing with this…thing before Comedy Central’s taping of The Roast of David Hasselhoff (here’s a teaser; it airs Aug. 15) is truly, madly, deep-water disturbing. You could probably sue me for visual assault or sexual harassment or even intent to kill for subjecting you to this s—. But, for me, this “likeness” of the Hoff is one of those rare intrigues that rapidly cycles from soul-sucking to fascinating in my mind, like a reheated Wendy’s Baconator after midnight or any of the Real Housewives. Also, the murkiness of the sculpture’s eyes remind me of 102-year-old Claire Fisher in the series finale of Six Feet Under. Yeah, I went there. I said it. I’m better for having looked at this. Dig deep and vote below.
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This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
That statue looks more like Kevin Kline than The Hoff.
…and there’s goes my lunch.
I’m convinced Hasselhoff commissioned this thing to make himself look less freaky.
Also, how dare you bring the “Six Feet Under” season finale into this horror show?! (And marry the two in my mind!)
I’m scared…I think I’ll have nightmares tonight.
White Zombie’s version of “I’m Your Boogie Man” should be emitting from it’s mouth.
Damn you, Annie Barrett…Damn you.
is he flying or swimming into my nightmares?? the HOFF is just crazy. the roast should be good (‘good and terrible’ or good and painful).
Definitely swimming into your nightmares. I (unfortunately) saw side pics of this elsewhere – it’s his full body and he’s in the Baywatch red swim trunks. Horrifying stuff.
That has to be left over from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. The one on the left I mean. (By the way, is there any doubt the Spongebob movie is the greatest Hoff vehicle of all time? He killed in that thing. Slayed! That cameo is why he remains the pre-eminent teen idol of our time! Sinatra! Elvis! The Hoff!)
I will admit – he was the highlight of that movie (but that mostly reflects on how terrible the movie was, and that I didn’t know why my kids wouldn’t let me take them to The Incredibles in the next theater.)
the picture had me rolling!!!
Remember Annie–this is a lunchtime poll. Some of us are trying to digest here! Ugh.
It DOES look more like Kevin Klien than The Hoff.
A priceless beauty and AdultDatingLovers was very good