Image Credit: James Devaney/WireImage.comThank you, Best Week Ever, for helping me maintain my healthy diet today. Because prior to clicking on this link, I was excitedly thinking about unwrapping a mini Reese’s for a morning treat. (Peanut butter cups are definitely part of a balanced breakfast. Right black bear?) But, honestly, after seeing the unkemptness of these 30 famous folks — the “Most Unwashed Celebrities,” according to the blog — all my body is craving is some deodorant and a bar of Dove (soap, not chocolate, sadly).
I’m not going to spoil which celebrity Best Week Ever crowned the most unwashed, but it’s safe to say that he/she is impressively slovenly, considering Rob Pattinson finishes at a respectable No. 6. I’d like to think the vampire glitter worked in his favor.
Who’d they miss? I’ll say Zach Galifianakis, if only because any list lacking his presence is that much less funny.
these pictures make me want to go take another shower…. yuck
I agree mostly, but Jonny Depp looked hot (and freshly shampooed) in that pic.
No spoon needed – those pictures were all it took to make me gag…
Jared Leto is pretty gross , is he on there?
Michael Stipe is sorely missing from this list.
And Ethan Hawke.
Kirsten Dunst should ALWAYS wear a bra. Blech.
ew. agreed.
EWWWWWWWW.com.
GAH! My eyes, my eyes!
When your list kicks off with Courtney Love (yikes), you know you’re in for some filthiness!
Also, Amy Winehouse at 17? She must’ve cleaned herself up recently because that seems WAY too low.
There is just NO way that list is in order.
EXACTLY…
How can you possibly have Taylor Momsen above Courtney Love?! Momsen’s entire deal is that she’s a Jr. Courtney Love! Momsen wishes she were half as filthy as Courtney Love.
Brad Pitt dirtier than Pete Doherty? Kristen Stewart dirtier than Amy Winehouse (H2/StewyFan is NOT gonna like this!)?
And why is Adam Sandler even on here??
Taylor Momsen is nothing but a Courtney Love wannabe. She’s an actress on Gossip Girl who decided to wear hooker make up and forgot to wear pants one day. Courtney Love is pure grunge.
That nasty pube trail on Davendra Banhart makes me want to puke up my scrambled eggs and chocolate milk. Nasty. I bet it smells like an old, wet squirrel’s nest.
Hmmm…I wouldn’t necessarily call some of those people “celebrities” anymore. I guess they get to be dirty too once in awhile.
Jeeeezes! What happened to Kate Moss! She looks 60 years old! And she’s a supermodel?? Yuk! My heart is broken.
Crack is whack.
Where’s my favorite smelly-looking guy, Matthew McConaughey?
…and truly smelly since i read somewhere that he doesn’t use deodorant. ew. your hotness level just tanked, buddy. P.U.
How is Russell Brand not on this list? I thought he would be #1!
What, no Lady Ga Ga? No Lindsey Lohan??? I’m shocked! They’re both so dirty.
So having facial hair makes you dirty? Some of those folks looked bad, but others were put on there just to get it to 30. Silly list.
This is horrifying! What is the deal with Spencer Pratt’s hair!?! Some of these are just unflattering pictures, but others are truly scary.
I was thinking the same thing. Where is that Spencer picture from?!
He looks like a hobo