I woke up on the daft side of the bed this morning, which led to some half-asleep ruminating about the true meaning of Madonna’s new ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. In my mind, the four striking images are begging for some comic-book style captions to give ‘em a narrative through-line. With that in mind, I took a stab at writing some of my own…check ‘em out below (the last three after the jump), and when you’re done, dash to the comments section to suggest four captions of your own! Who knows? Maybe Madge’s next great movie project will begin right here at PopWatch!
Image Credit: Dolce & Gabbana
Image Credit: Dolce & Gabbana
Image Credit: Dolce & Gabbana
Image Credit: Dolce & Gabbana
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I don’t know how to top this, Michael! Perfect. Giggles!
I went the song title route…
1) Eva Beware Of The City
2) Papa Don’t Preach
3) Beautiful Stranger
4) Material Girl
Rated G…for Genius!
Ha ha, PERFECT!
I like your captions, too. Not sure what D&G was trying to do with this campaign, but it is strange. It’s like they put some retread/upscale clothes on Madonna, and photoshopped her into a 40s movie about the eastern block. (BTW, it looks like an oiled up Bradley Cooper in the 3rd photo with the lambchop sideburns holding a chicken.)
Brilliant…Allen Cook strikes again!
I probably wouldn’t wear a pair of see-through capri pants near grandma…but I’m not Madonna.
It’s also a bit frightening how she’s looking at said grandma.
1) Lately, I’ve been drinking so much, I black out.
2) Like this time I woke up in bed with a strange man… I think I found him on the bus…?
3) My career has gone to… the chickens? (man, I wish this was a bottle of gin and not a chicken)
4) Lately, I’ve been looking, feeling and smelling like Grandma. (I fear I am turning into her…) Smell me, Old Woman… Do I smell like you??
1. First, a few drinks to help me get through these ads….
2. Does anybody know if this kid is up for adoption?
3. Actually, enough kids, might just take on a few chickens at this point…
4. Well, D&G, at least my grandma made REAL pants.
Picture 2:
This one is a little young even for me.
ROFLMAO.
) TOO FREAKING WINNER. 
)
Love her body and Swedishfriendfinder was better