Image Credit: Giovanni/Splash NewsIn case life was feeling a little too fair today, behold: Colin Farrell, still looking sexier than any mortal despite an epic combover. Of course, the look is just part of his costume for the upcoming comedy Horrible Bosses, co-starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and Jamie Foxx. Here’s our best fake caption:
“Nah, I don’t mind it. But I told them, ‘Touch one eyebrow hair and you’re a dead man.’”
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This should’ve been tagged “Why am I crying?”
First the Chocolate Milk & Vodka post from Annie, now this. EW – do you want me to toss my cookies all over my cubicle?
“So, you just shaved the whole thing and that works for you? Even in that jumpsuit? Really?”
“I’m smiling now, but wait until the photography leaves – then I start throwing punches at the next person who makes a crack about my hair OR my tie.”
“Listen, I’m Les Grossman’s younger brother. Now go get me my Diet Coke!”
” I know what you’re thinking, but trust me, if anyone’s going to make the ‘creepy-middle-aged-father-look’ sexy, it’s going to be me.”
“How do I get my head as shiny as that guy’s?”
OR
“Hey, it worked for Tom Cruise…”
“Damn papparazzi! I’ve been exposed! How did Burt and Shatner get away with it for all these years?!”
“Who likes the combover? The ladies, my friend, the ladies…”
“okay just slide the number of the guy that shaved off all your hair, c’mon quickly into my hand before someone snaps a picture of me”
Woah. Don’t like the hair. But the movie actually sounds kinda promising.
“The Island… think of the Island like a record spinning on a turntable. Only now, that record is skipping.”
“Hello, I’m the Conehead no one talks about.”
” i once pooped a pile this high…oh my hair..the fourteen of them are dyed…fab eh?”
C’mon guys it is Colin Ferrell. There has to be more cursing.
“This f*#king bald cap is itchier than my f*#king balls.”
Blond. Lobby. Fetch.
“NOW can I get an Oscar?”